Sonic Youth Gossip - what fraction of gay are you?

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Sonic Youth Gossip (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/index.php)

- Non-Sonics (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/forumdisplay.php?f=5)

- - what fraction of gay are you? (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=35455)

greedrex

10.24.2009 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreshChops

If I like anal sex, but exclusively with females.... does that still make me a % gay? Is there some deep rooted gay-sex fetish buried in the closet somewhere there?

perv.
(it's a compliment)

SYRFox

10.24.2009 12:58 PM

I'd say 1/2nd gay

amerikangod

10.24.2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

i have unmistakingly homosexual body features. My anus sends mating signals to other gays the minute i enter a room. It's crap that i fail at reproducing.

It doesn't just send the signals to other gay dudes. I could distinctly hear a muffled cooing emanating from the back of your pants. And I wanted to go there. You know, just to see what's up.

FreshChops

10.24.2009 03:39 PM

^^^ I gonna take estimated guess and say the dude who mentions his penis in just about every thread is.... oh, right at about .83 gay ?

[edit] description.... obsessed with the cock, but still straight enough to know who to use it on

Seandi

10.24.2009 04:09 PM

only gay enough to suck GAGA's dick

atsonicpark

10.24.2009 07:09 PM

35% gay, 65% straight.

Satan

10.24.2009 07:19 PM

0.4

notyourfiend

10.24.2009 08:24 PM

I'm 4/5 gay. I win!

Inhuman

10.25.2009 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

davenotdead/terriblecrayonz + (conrad/nefeli ≈ satan/atsonicpark)πˆ = porkmarras

only morkparras can pull off being over 200% gay.

Genteel Death

10.25.2009 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

It doesn't just send the signals to other gay dudes. I could distinctly hear a muffled cooing emanating from the back of your pants. And I wanted to go there. You know, just to see what's up.

You so should have overcome your shyness and knocked on my anus. It welcomes many a recreational activity.

pbradley

10.25.2009 12:57 AM

Can't really answer in any fraction or percentage. I suppose it would be like a weak probability theory of converging variables... or whatever.

verme (prevaricator)

10.25.2009 07:30 AM

the deviant fraction.
the one i'm not is the physical/sexual attraction to men fraction.

davenotdead

10.25.2009 11:45 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7dYyD26ZXY

watch this and if you get half chub, add 1/3rd to yr fraction. full chub add 2/3rds.

if yr a girl and yr nipples get slightly erect add 1/5th

alteredcourse

10.25.2009 10:02 PM

How hot are the people that would decide me being gay or straight ? Are we talking drunken hands pressed through wet black tights gay, or leathery lizard-scaled hands wading through waves of grey flab in our 2nd condo gay?

davenotdead

10.25.2009 10:16 PM

gays moisturize. no lizard-hands

alteredcourse

10.25.2009 10:20 PM

So you're 9/10 gay then?

cryptowonderdruginvogue

10.25.2009 10:25 PM

1/10000th gay

Satan

10.25.2009 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7dYyD26ZXY

watch this and if you get half chub, add 1/3rd to yr fraction. full chub add 2/3rds.

if yr a girl and yr nipples get slightly erect add 1/5th

i didn't need to see that
he really needs to work on his tuck game

davenotdead

10.25.2009 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

1/10000th gay

dude chris taylor and ed droste. add 3000/10000ths to yr 1/10000th.

altered, lol'd

davenotdead

10.25.2009 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

i didn't need to see that
he really needs to work on his tuck game

so not even slightly erect nips?

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