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davenotdead 11.12.2009 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony
Shoot those artfags, we don't need any more whining hipsters.


i think most of them even fail at being hipsters. we didn't even get an urban outfitters until this year. [not a joke].

chicka 11.12.2009 02:04 PM

I'd tell you both to grow the fuck up except I do find it rather funny to read threats hurled into the outer limits..

atsonicpark 11.12.2009 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
C. Atsonicpark will cut his dick off, put it in his mouth, then have someone videotape him being punched in the stomach and a dick flying out of his mouth as result...and call it art.



THIS.


cool that'll be in my next film, thanks

static-harmony 11.12.2009 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i think most of them even fail at being hipsters. we didn't even get an urban outfitters until this year. [not a joke].



HAHA, where the hell do you live where you are a decade behind?

DeadDiscoDildo 11.12.2009 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
cool that'll be in my next film, thanks


You're welcome! :-)

davenotdead 11.12.2009 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony
HAHA, where the hell do you live where you are a decade behind?


2 and a half hours southeast of swa(y) city

static-harmony 11.12.2009 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
2 and a half hours southeast of swa(y) city


No wonder. well it sucks for you. You have two decades of hipsterdom.

wellcharge 11.12.2009 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
swa(y) is quite often a sensitive little bitch who deserves to be messed with. i doubt it'd be more fun in real life because for some reason i imagine him making this nasally whiny breathe-y sound when he gets upset.


lol

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 11.12.2009 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
using your hand, reach down past your navel, and locate your penis [don't worry adam, you don't have to stroke it].

once you have located it [assuming it is still there] , push it to one side or the other [the option, and the power, is yours].

and once you have done that, feel the area behind the penis. you should feel a membranous sac-like object. and that object should contain two spherical objects within it. like a small plastic bag holds two boiled peanuts.

just double check that it is there, and then go on with your day.

this message brought to you by davenotdead. a guy who is coherent and not pussy-whipped.

yr welcome


:D good post

There are some people I'd like to see go more than 2-3 months without a woman.

davenotdead 11.12.2009 04:34 PM

actually, for her standards, satanlily has been a pussy bitch the past few months too.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 11.12.2009 05:01 PM

of course there are also people who'd like to see me go more than 2-3 months with a girlfriend.

pbradley 11.12.2009 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
somehow my friend's band played at like the main all ages basement/place in the downtown area. so many high school girls in slutty disney princess outfits. jeebus. i had to get out of there.


* davenotdead had to get out of there because there were girls in revealing clothing

Dr. Eugene Felikson 11.12.2009 05:08 PM

Where exactly are these ovoids supposed to be again?

I can't seem to find 'em.

davenotdead 11.12.2009 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
* davenotdead had to get out of there because there were girls in revealing clothing


yr quality's been lacking lately [or maybe i had a glorified notion of you in my memory].

but yeah, i find underage girls pretty attractive. had to get out of there before i got drunk enough to hit on one of them [ i ended up at a house party with legal girls wearing even sluttier outfits if you were wondering]

static-harmony 11.12.2009 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
yr quality's been lacking lately [or maybe i had a glorified notion of you in my memory].

but yeah, i find underage girls pretty attractive. had to get out of there before i got drunk enough to hit on one of them [ i ended up at a house party with legal girls wearing even sluttier outfits if you were wondering]


Slutty outfits for the win.

EVOLghost 11.12.2009 09:09 PM

lolwut?

Dead-Air 11.12.2009 09:44 PM

Can I petition to get my name removed from the subject and header for this thread? I know I've been whining a bit, but seriously, the bitch stole my bottle of wine and the good corkscrew!

pbradley 11.12.2009 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
yr quality's been lacking lately [or maybe i had a glorified notion of you in my memory].

Don't worry, babe, we can get over this together.

Skuj 11.12.2009 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
using your hand, reach down past your navel, and locate your penis [don't worry adam, you don't have to stroke it].

once you have located it [assuming it is still there] , push it to one side or the other [the option, and the power, is yours].

and once you have done that, feel the area behind the penis. you should feel a membranous sac-like object. and that object should contain two spherical objects within it. like a small plastic bag holds two boiled peanuts.

just double check that it is there, and then go on with your day.

this message brought to you by davenotdead. a guy who is coherent and not pussy-whipped.

yr welcome


a. I don't know what this is about but it sure is funny.

b. Thanks for not mentioning me in the title.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 11.12.2009 11:09 PM

 


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