Too much ganja

You're better off

Al my dreams involve me getting my ass beat in one way or another

My dad strangling me, security guards pepper spraying me, kids on the playground beating my ass

just leave me alone yknow?

then my dog jumps on my bed and wakes me up

lmfao

o man

im sorry this is hilarious

i mean...

cmon you know the story is funny though it must suck sleeping that way