I prefer my coffee black tar flavored.

I woke up with a pretty nasty cold. Called in sick to work. Then slept on the couch all day. I feel like shit and I've been blowing my nose so much that my nostrils are all red and sore. Is any of this punk?

I own 2 pairs of jeans. Both are tight, black, and have natural holes in the right knee. These jeans were only purchased to replace 2 other pairs of black jeans with holes in the ass, knees, and crotch.

I've purchased all 4 pairs of these jeans at Macy's.

yyEEEAHHHh FuCK BuSH ROCk THE VoTE

I told somebody to move their car today:mad: :fuckyou: .

oi oi oi

Which coincidentally is exactly what he was saying as he punched me to the ground.

that lamp is not punk

I got the name of the magazine supervisor at Borders @Penn Station so I could ask him Monday what his colleagues don't know: does Borders carry MaximumRockNRoll.

Not that MaximumRockNRoll is a punk day. But some of the letters to the editor are pretty punk.

My Dad belittles me for reading about music. His friend told us that Dad was a teddy boy in the '60s. A little help from the Brits, please? What does teddy boy mean anymore?

I would guess that the teddy comes from "teddy bear".

is your dad large and hairy?

i read in story of the clash liner notes that teddy boys started fights in the 70's. i tihnk it is more of a free time identity than a body category. dad is not bear hairy. and he's not a homosexual.

you didn't fall for my trap. :(

did your dad ever fight the clash? that would be pretty punk. not that I'd do it. I'm a pacifist.

my last fights were in the 70's. I punched a boyscout in the mouth. he had braces. I still have the scar. pacifist ever since.

they were kind of like greasers, but with different style jackets

i kinda got my crust punk on but i negated my punkdom for a shower

I considered throwing my very dirty tampon at one of my co-workers.

thanks. any idea what skiffle means? while i've got your attention.

only if her co-worker was somebody she used to fuck, and also her dad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skiffle

short version: old timey folk-rock clusterfuck utilizing whatever instruments you got lyin' around. banjos, kazoos, tea chest bass. or something.

just beat off with a filthy lucra

I was out with a friend who dresses like an androgynous nazi, plays in a band called Human Remains, and they are influenced by Brainbombs and Shellac. Punk.