"whoops"

after i finished laughing, i couldn't be sure if i should thank you or tell you to fuck off, i'll go with the second option, so fuck off.

you too, dildo, get some manners and apologyse to people, sorry is quicker than whooooooops.

"why do you look so sad?"

'eyyy fuck off, this is my neutral face.

"don't touch me there"

:(

yep. If I'm not smiling I probably have no interest in doing so, especially not just for you.

up there with

'what's wrong?'

when there is usually nothinng wrong until you ask.. because like above, if there was something wrong, I'd say so.

my general response is now just "thats my face. there is nothing wrong, its just how my face looks" :rolleyes:

yip.

"STOP BEING SO MYSTERIOUS!"

people tell me this all the time. i'm seriously not mysterious at all.

at the moment its 'go canada'.

"please dont pick at the chicken"

"please dont pick at the potatoes"

"please dont pick at the onions"

etc

Yeah, some hick in the south at some boring antique shop my parents dragged me to a few years back when I was hungover on vacation looked at me and said, no joke:

"What's wrong with you boy, go ahead and smile now" when I was just zoning out, real tired and bored off my ass. I wanted to say I'll smile at your funeral but I think I just mumbled fuck off and walked away.


Hey knox, hey.