stop 'bonding' by pretending you're all the same, that's gay.

I hope you don't think I'm siding with Rob.

The dude thinks a decade is nine years.

THAT SICK FUCK.

Rob, can we get photographic samples of each? I find that I objectify women best when I have an object.

there's only one girl for me and she ain't asian or hisPANIC.

I just want some fucking tacos gawddammmmmmit.

I fucking deserve them. I've been a (mostly) good boy.

And herein lies your error. Tacos go to the wicked and the wicked alone.

that's where the (mostly) comes in.

:o

'Mostly' don't cut it when it comes to wickedness. Baphomet doesn't 'mostly' rape your mother. He does it with gusto. You want a taco? Go tan until you're Mexican brown and start speaking in any language that ain't the King's english, all the while getting sweaty thinking about sleeping with white women. That'll be a start. We'll let you lick some of the avocado off of the pestle. Yes, these tacos are fresh. So you be fresh too, papi.

I was going to post a picture of my mother, but I'm afraid that you'd rape it.

that said, you should be paid for what you do.

^^^ pussy.



[rep failure x2]

the mere thought of robs groin salivating makes me feel extremely queasy.

jon boy

you win post + signature

I search for the phrase 'rapist needed' twice a day on Craigslist. So far it's only landed me two gigs. One where some dude wanted to get back at his sister for always getting the top bunk, and another one where they wanted to test some new form of chemical castration on me. The chemicals only made it stronger.

^^^ this board would be lost without you.

that said, yr totally right....I decided to walk 9km and didn't get any tacos, or dinner at all. :(

NO U <3



If you'd traversed that 9km by a rickshaw hoisted by some gymnast-aged Chinese children, all weeping because you'd just put your stink in them and instructed them to "hold in them creampies tight, don't let a single drop run down your legs or I'll kill you, 汉字 漢字!!!" ... you would presently have a gut plump with tacos.

this made me laugh


a hot bitch is a hot bitch.

Not true. A hot bitch in the hand is worth two with a bush.

can we just talk about slaughtered vomit dolls?

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