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space 06.28.2010 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)
is this party still happening? if so, i bought the perfect dress that allows me to tape my manpipe backwards in such a way as to not even be able to tell that it is there at all. but when i sit down the excited feeling that i get makes me feel as if i am entering myself with force. but not too mich force because the tape keeps it from going all the way inside. just tiny bit. enough to make me walk a little funny after and smile like a goat being milked by soft hand, or maybe, atsonicpark with his girlfirends finger. my mother tells me that my peepee is about same size as girl finger (and painted pretty too) so i know what this means.

too much information. please. not in this thread. ok?

knox 06.28.2010 10:34 AM

imagination is a disturbing thing.

and verme, yes.

chicka 06.28.2010 12:21 PM

A three day birthday party my my. Right about now you should be forgetting your name. If not you need to amp it up!!! Happy Happy.....

Satan 06.28.2010 02:46 PM

happy (belated) birthday to my favorite chick on the board.

Murmer99 06.29.2010 04:03 AM

I bet all the other chicks on this forum are jealous.

knox 06.29.2010 10:06 AM

yeah all the other 3 or 4.

Rob Instigator 06.29.2010 10:41 AM

They are not jealous because they are all in it together to drive us insane because they know we are weak and spineless and susceptible to their wily charms.

space 06.29.2010 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
They are not jealous because they are all in it together to drive us insane because they know we are weak and spineless and susceptible to their wily charms.


you let women drive?

how do they make sandwiches behind the wheel?

knox 06.29.2010 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
They are not jealous because they are all in it together to drive us insane because they know we are weak and spineless and susceptible to their wily charms.


yeah, women are so manipulative and you are so hopelessly weak.
it must be so hard to be a man.

and thats the ultimate truth of creationism.

Murmer99 06.29.2010 02:53 PM

I enjoy being manipulated.

ni'k 06.29.2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox
yeah, women are so manipulative and you are so hopelessly weak.
it must be so hard to be a man.

and thats the ultimate truth of creationism.


pwn3d.

Genteel Death 06.29.2010 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ni'k
pwn3d.

That would be true if stupid women like knox didn't exist.

ni'k 06.29.2010 03:19 PM

yeah yeah. that was such a bad attempt at doing the only thing you can do anymore (besides take sy and vu very seriously on message boards) i can barely be bothered to type a dismissive response.

ugh, i mean look at this. its boring.

the old man tries, the old man fails.

thats not even good either.

Genteel Death 06.29.2010 03:22 PM

Ok Nick. How's your day being so far?

floatingslowly 06.29.2010 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death
stupid women


I love it when you post things like this.

mostly, because it proves that yr constant insistence of being sympathetic toward women, and walking arm-in-arm, sister-to-sister into the red glow of freedom from straight male oppression, is all just a giant steaming pile of horseshit and bitter hatred.

 
(*)

Genteel Death 06.29.2010 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I love it when you post things like this.

mostly, because it proves that yr constant insistance of being sympathetic toward women, and walking arm-in-arm, sister-to-sister into the red glow of freedom from straight male oppression, is all just a giant steaming pile of horseshit.

 
(*)

What can I say? It makes waiting patiently for them in a carpark until I see them struggling with the shopping bags worthwhile.

Genteel Death 06.29.2010 04:00 PM

My favourite emoticon doesn't exist.

floatingslowly 06.29.2010 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death
What can I say? It makes waiting patiently for them in a carpark until I see them struggling with the shopping bags worthwhile.


I'm a generous guy, and I'd totally rep you for that, if I hadn't already negged you for being such cunt.

 

Genteel Death 06.29.2010 04:13 PM

I won't have to set the alarm tonight then.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 06.29.2010 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I love it when you post things like this.

mostly, because it proves that yr constant insistence of being sympathetic toward women, and walking arm-in-arm, sister-to-sister into the red glow of freedom from straight male oppression, is all just a giant steaming pile of horseshit and bitter hatred.


 
(*)


I thought that all the red glow of freedom from straight male oppression was a steaming pile of horseshit and bitter hatred? So hold up, feminism is legit?

 


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