I'm sure you mean the one opposite the Joiners Arms(the irony...)?It seems that the only qualified clientile they have is low-paid city gents,sales people and dodgy Hackney scum.

well well well, it seems like i will be going to see circle tonight. if i see anyone trembling at the bar i'll assume that it's you, marras.

Well I hope you made it, T&B, and that you found Porkie, as poor planning on my part meant I had to leave before any bands came on. My mind didn't go "Club night.... will go on until very late", and I caught the train into London. London being the sophisticated city that it is, the last train home was at 11.30 pm - how stupid is that.

I really enjoyed meeting Porkie though. Super chap. See you again soon, mate, and I'll be better organised next time.

i met porkie, too.... i hope his hand is ok. he can explain that one.

circle were alright, but nothing to write home about, not as good as the last time i saw them, unfortunetly. although my enjoyment of them could have been reduced by the stifling heat of the venue.

Hi guys,my hand is in tatters and that was a spectacular fall Le Toilette,wasn't it?I managed to leave a trail of blood on the stairs but the chaps from the venue were super sweet.I missed Circle because by that time i was getting the wrong type of attention from some chap and i was:
1)Knackered
2)Very Drunk
3)Super annoyed at the acoustics of the place

The second band was alright enough for me to move front stage and abandon the two Oasis(!) fans i was chatting to.Nothing special though,i mean,do these people really believe that some of us haven't heard Loop and Sun Dial first time round.What's the difference between sounding like that and britpop?

Sun Dial had killer guitar wank.
Gary Ramon is underrated as a guitarist and his Acme label is to be lauded for their many fine releases.

Oh and never mix Codeine with alcohol and the heat.i paid the price for it severely.

apparently there were a few prostitutes roaming around inside the club trying to look for business. whatever next?!

I don't even bother giving you reputation because by now you just know.

Guess what?I left and went to the chip shop and these saaarf London grime girls started chatting to me because they found my blood stained shirt attractive.Oh dear.

"Hey, tough guy.."

Sack of potatoes more like.

maybe i should try spilling ketchup on myself to see if it helps with the ladies

Eh? In Corsica Studios? Not a place that I would imagine a large amount of men trying to solicit sex would gather.

I think Toilette might be right on that one.There were some.erm....,shady carachters in there for sure.

It's Elephant and fucking Castle for god's sake!

yeah, but a gig like that is the last place you'd expect to see a hooker, and probably the last place to go if you're in the mood to pay an unattractive woman to let you stick your dick in her.


but yeah, elephant and castle is a shit hole.

Did you see that tosser who was obviously the first band's manager and he kept bouncing back and forth from the stage to the bar trying to convince people that the band were amazing?He bumped into me at the bar and i gave him a killer look.What a wanker.I wonder how the hooker found her way into the venue.

that first band were awful. AWFUL!

And what was going on with the King Diamond look?It made me smile to think that i met you while we were both having a wee.How romantic..........