eh, probably.

Tell that to the two guys I put into the hospital.

oh who's cooler now? hayden or cantankerous? who smokes stronger ciggies? bets anyone?

Both of us are OBVIOUSLY cooler than you.

You obviously haven't seen me in action.I give Batman and Wonder Woman a run for their money.

that's for sure. I can also imagine the criteria you're using to judge who's cool and who's not.

Kids who think they are cool because they smoke are funny.

Can you? It's a very very strict criteria. If you'd like to enter our competition I can send it to you.

If only these silly,bickering threads would disappear alltogether.Now,there's an idea.I would have thought someone was going to start a proper cooking thread or even a knitting one.It would be better that way.

I'm not one to ignore a thread like this. I don't start them though.

Ok honey.
*carries on knitting jumper*

''Hmmm....''

I don't think I'm interested in anything related to your presence on this board.

''What do you think of this?''

(click clack speak)

Hayden, I would say you suck balls, but I doubt you would take much offense to that, so until I think of something better, ON WITH THE KNITTING!!!

O RLY?

Someone make me a hat like that. NOW.

YES!