how about "The Not-A-Trendy-Filth-Hole Filth Hole"?

that was unspeakably clever.

Korova as in "The Korova Milkbar".

It's probably been done before though.

horse drawn al a carte

how bout "invito al cielo"?

whore's drinking den

whores? maybe that should be it. i have a feeling people would steal the question mark.

how about Vaguely Evasive, or The Engine Room, or Or

I think the name would bring you customers in.Don't call it cock,though,or you'll end up with a bunch leather queens at the door.

the grasshopper

That's already been used by the most famous coffeeshop in A'dam.

i think i may call it uterus or gauntlet but fear a backlash from socially consciuos no goods.

The Frog and Peach. Make the whole place a tribute to Peter Cook.

Or call it Faceless Theme Pub. Ironic.

golem

or

master & margarita

or

woland

did anyone mention the devil's hole?

rollbar opens a whole world of submerged meanings

*:D*

well,titty twister

PUD'N

The Blue Oyster

Booze And Bitches