Alright. I'm going to go burn my eyes out now.

"burn my eyes out" must be a synonym for "jack off".

"Abacinate" does sort of rhyme with "Masturbate."

In your dreams. It was a synonym for "burn my eyes out" so that I don't have to see your nasty ass self portraits any more.

I masturbate to girls that are hot, intelligent yet amiable. Not idiotic drug addicted hos.

you're so full of shit. there's no such thing.

Guess you don't have many friends? There are tons of women like this. You're still young, dumb (and probably usually) full of cum.

well i suppose with a mindset like yours nearly anything is fuckable.

Nice try, but no. I can afford to be selective. Nice attempt at a dig tho...I'll give it a C + out of generosity.

oh please. you would fuck a couch.

Are you sure you're name isn't Veruca?

Everytime you say this it sounds like you are saying...

"BUT DADDY, I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA!"

if you're going to quote me, do it properly.

"DADDY! I WANT A SQUIRREL!"

But I don't want just any old squirrell, I want a trained squirrel!

i'm not too pretty to masturbate, i shall be having one off the wrist shortly. besides, i'm not that pretty, my model photos are not an accurate reflection of what i really look like.

you didn't say anything about my hair toilette. you're the one who wanted to see, after all.

I actually know such a creature.

liar!

You don't have to tell me!
I prefer your goonish photos in any case, as they show more of your actual personality.

i want to know the kitty's name!

my cat is called bugdi and she looks way better in that photo than i do.