Wouldn't that just be dressed normal, though? If I'm undercover.

I'm contemplating going as a gay deputy this year. In booty shorts and a deputy's outfit.

Good catch. I like Bruce, (& Elvis Costello) by the way.

Also, where is Phil Collins?

For the record, I don't like Phil.

And I don't even know who Paul Weller is.

undercover cops usually don't dress like pompous ass xiu xiu obsessees.

hey you know that might be a good idea. nobody would ever guess.

i gotta get down to the patent office.

;) I'm sure the local police in bumblefuck would really take notice of & appreciate such a costume.

i think hayden should dress up like me for halloween. we can swap clothes. that might not work though considering his height and the fact that a lot of my dresses come up to my ass and i'm only 5'9" or so.

That'd be a sweet idea, though. All of my clothes are too small and most are girl's clothes anyways.

can you fit in a women's size 11 high heel?

Yeah. I wear a women's size 11 shoe, actually.

perfect. we have the same size feet.

clapton

He also contributes some thoughtful liner notes to the Robert Johnson: The Complete Recordings 2-cd boxed set.

that just makes me want to laugh.

an authentic english bluesman howling about his childhood in mississippi.

I chose George Micheal because of his public bathroom incident.

I don't actually like Cliff Richard, but I've voted for him because I've just bought two tickets for a small charity concert by him so that a friend who's having chemo and does like him can go and see him.

Elton John is okay.

I saw that George Michael bought John Lennons white grand piano for $1.45 or so million.

Difficult, but I'll go for Sting.
Love his work with the Blue Turtles Band.

Robbie :)

I liked Robbie's first couple of albums, but his more recent ones seem to have been full of songs where he just whines on about what a hard life it is being a celebrity. Oh diddums, Mr model-shagging multimillionaire.

And his new one is the biggest pile of pigshite I have heard on the radio in ages.

Hush up Tokolosh,Sting is vile.

Tiny Dancer




Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad

Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows, the tune she hums

But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can't hear me
When I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand