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Well, this time, you could also include a carrot you actually stuck in your ass inside every copy?
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Surely the answer to this, is to get stoned. Silly Boys and girls. Lets not forget girls. |
i want to be famous for having a celine dion cover band. we're heavy metal.
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Kids! Just send 19.95 to gmku NOW and I'll show you all my secrets for starting your very own stoner band! You'll be making millions in no time. But WAIT! Send me your credit card information and you'll get this terry cloth robe--FREE! Don't WAIT. Send your $19.95 now. Not available in stores. |
sludge./stoner metal was HUGE in Houston Texas around 1990-1996.
the recent shit is just boring for the most part. the new thing will be Tejano Metal. metal shredding with tejano Umpa-Loompa polka tuba beats. |
my nose itches.
remind not to take 3 hydros. |
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From R. Crutch:
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. |
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I hate houston. |
I'd love to see stoner rock/ sludge metal bands take the scene over.
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what scene?
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The noise scene.
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how can stoner rock or sludge take over the "noise" scene? Only noise could take over the noise scene.
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Ugh, forget it.
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I wish this would take over every scene:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/gce01d It's a song I did for Robe.... it's all bass, organ, and hum from casette tapes... it kinda sounds like stars of the lid playing doom drone... Terry Riley's in c played by wolf eyes... you know, nothing as cool as I'm saying, but you all should listen to it, it's only like 17mb, it'll make your day. In fact, if you download it and don't like it, I'll laugh. |
I got over noise, but have the urge to listen to it again.
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you'd enjoy the link i posted then :)
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Self-promoter. Have you met Madonna?
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no one else will help me promote.
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