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Cantankerous 10.20.2006 05:55 PM

STOP WORRYING. I thought you were gay.

static-harmony 10.20.2006 05:55 PM

Hey I might have to breed just to cover my ass.

Savage Clone 10.20.2006 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony
But Vasectomies only work around 85% of it.That leaves a big 15% to get a girl pregnant.



Sorry, but I had the cautery procedure, not the clips, and I had them take out extra to be sure, as I have no desire for future reversal. Failure rate with this procedure is 0.3%. I like those odds.

static-harmony 10.20.2006 05:57 PM

O okay, do you have any children? Cause I might just not want any.

Cantankerous 10.20.2006 05:57 PM

Now I'll be able to sleep at night knowing that Drone is unable to reproduce.

Savage Clone 10.20.2006 05:58 PM

Children?
No offense to the parents on the board, but hell no.

Cantankerous 10.20.2006 05:58 PM

Children can go fuck themselves.

static-harmony 10.20.2006 05:58 PM

HAHAh, That's cool, I am still debating wheter I want one or not.

alyasa 10.20.2006 09:22 PM

Withdrawal all the way...

h8kurdt 10.21.2006 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sn@ke
worst thread ever.


I dunno, the whole "My nose is bleeding" or the "I bit my tongue" comes out worse. WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU'VE DONE THAT!

Pookie 10.21.2006 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Children?
No offense to the parents on the board, but hell no.


You don't know what you're missing.

If you're going to do one thing in life, it has to be having children. And I say this as somebody who had very little sleep last night because my daughter was scared of the thunder and so slept in our bed, and repeatedly kicked me in the head.

Savage Clone 10.21.2006 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
You don't know what you're missing.

If you're going to do one thing in life, it has to be having children. And I say this as somebody who had very little sleep last night because my daughter was scared of the thunder and so slept in our bed, and repeatedly kicked me in the head.


Well, I did say no offense. Besides, wouldn't you agree that people who don't want children are the last people who should have them? The world doesn't need offspring from me. Lots of other people have this covered.

porkmarras 10.21.2006 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn@ke
worst thread ever.

That could be because you aint getting any.Just a thought.........

soapbars 10.21.2006 11:04 AM

i havent wore a condom for months,

and personally id be delighted to find out that im going to be a dad

Pookie 10.21.2006 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Well, I did say no offense. Besides, wouldn't you agree that people who don't want children are the last people who should have them? The world doesn't need offspring from me. Lots of other people have this covered.


No offense taken.

And I disagree, the world NEEDS offspring from you.

porkmarras 10.21.2006 11:10 AM

Yeah,The Drone would make for nice offspring and good music legacies all over the place.

Savage Clone 10.21.2006 11:11 AM

....or a raging psychopath.

Pookie 10.21.2006 11:11 AM

And you porky, you're not getting out of it that easily. A little more difficult in your case perhaps.

Savage Clone 10.21.2006 11:14 AM

A little more difficult than for me, who got a vasectomy 12 years ago?

porkmarras 10.21.2006 11:14 AM

Pookie i'm pregnant.Should i tell my mum?


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