What?Not even if that implies a crescendo of emotions?

aww shit pauly sorry, i forgot you hate Mrs Dion, fuckin tramp i hate the bitch too.
good joke, and i take pride in been the one that actually made this up...

Celine Dion walks into a bar.
Bar Man says...
"Why the long face?"

my other one was...

Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter walks into a bar and says..
"gimmie two pints and make it snappy"

.. but its kinda in bad taste now he's dead.

soo tempted to put in the irwin big prick joke but its too bad!!!

anyone seen the new south park with steve and the flapping ray? its on youtube, just search south park steve irwin dead and it comes up. its a bit too soon i think.......(sorry no link as i am not really arsed)

Don't be sad....the band doesn't sound half bad.

How come that not work for you? That shit always work.

Nah man, it depends. Sometimes it cheers me up, and sometimes I fall into deep depression afterwards.

I think you have some depression problems, I always fall into depression when I think about my life.

Yeah, man, I know that shit. I'm that kind of guy too.

I hate it, especially because I will be happy then all of a sudden I get sad. I mean literally one minute I am happy then the next I am freaking sad. I wonder if I have something wrong with me.

yeah, man, we both know what's that all about. There's nothing wrong with yrself, that's just who you are.
It's no fun, especially know that there's little you can do about your personality.
But you have to live with it.

Hey it´s Friday
I´m going to be drunk 3 days from now on
but hey
I have a good reason for it, i broke up with my girlfriend
Now beer will receive all my love -------

If it's Ottakringer, then that's good choice of a lover.

for sure