Don't be disgusting!!

you don't be dis-gasting gast30
gast30 is on it's way to 2013

maybe you have an idea/image of gast30 from in the past

Against the hair follicle for the closest shave, but there's a greater risk of razor burn. I personally recommend waxing. For any body part. Just sayin'.

life is not made easy'r for me if i have to correct the confusion of the image people have of me

anyway people have to deal with their own confusions
they have to correct themself

enough about me

back to the Nauseating Photo

Hey, if that dick was waxed, I'm off the hook.

The title of the thread and the opening post alone are award-winning internet at its best from a GODDESS. Cherish while you can.

I had to quickly shut down my internet in horror, which has never happened before.

my life will never be the same again.

I love you. For so many reasons.

It's time for us to adopt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2-Re_Fl_L4

What are you trying to say, that our relationship would breed an environment that would produce such a child? I think the theoretical fruit of our loins would be ANGELIC.

i love you.

waxing your balls: best advice ever.

Right? Squeaky clean.

That's possible and definitely a joyous prospect of setting up family with you. I TOTALLY look forward to it. I'm only worried about your track record for childcare issues if I go with your past opinions on the things.

Oh, you are totally responsible for rearing the child. My input would be disastrous. I just want it to be pretty like you and parade it around in public.

im not that jealous; because i can let this happen. you and death forming a family.

may i at least be, smth of the child? its stylist?

We are already married and have adopted halfeatencake, so I hereby anoint you as her godmother. Welcome to the family!

*Edit: I am an agnostic, and I'm not sure what Genteel is, so I'm not quite sure what function you'd perform as a godmother, but it is still a position of the highest honor. For we do adore our Nefeli!

Wait....women really like shaved balls???

I've heard otherwise.

Please clarify.

What about Nair? Is it ok to Nair your balls?
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And by ok, I mean, supersexXxy

OUCH.