except that if you were my mom you would have been like eleven when i was born. you've got a ways to go before you reach the ripe old age of 35 (my mom's age).

Yeah, I know.....if I ever did decide to have a kid then I'd def. have someone carry my child. I'd want to have a little version of me....not that adopting isn't awesome too.

Yeah, I'm the proud parent of two spoiled brats.

Trust me, parenthood ain't all it's cracked up to be.

i can imagine all the shit you have to put up with.

I jest, of course.

Sort of.

awww :D
thats really cute, krastian!

i don't really care to be vomited on at least three times every friday but i can put up with it. because i love her.

Ever see that scene in Parenthood where the little kid throws up all over Steve Martin's lap. I've been there at least half a dozen times. At least nowadays they don't throw up on me. Or at least they haven't in a while--I imagine there's still a chance.

And all that crap you hear about how lonely it is in the "empty nest" is a crock. This empty nest phase is the most tranquility I've had in my life in years.

i've been there at least a half dozen times in the past two weeks. i had her sitting on my shoulders and she puked in my hair.

how old are yr daughter and son?
pics of the daughter if shes 18 or older?

but its baby throw up!
its cute.

Is it just baby spit up, or is it upchucking? I could always take the baby spit up stuff, but the flu-y puke up buckets all over dad's chinos between ages 2 and 6 were the worst!

hahaha sounds kinda gross

Perv.

Besides, her heart is taken.

They're both old enough to be out on their own. So far, one legitimately is, and the other is struggling with the college thing.

it's not quite either. it smells like puke though.

i just wanted to see what she looks like, jeeeez
not like imma go steal her from some random dude

I've thought about that too.....I guess it would be something that we'd have to talk about it.....I don't think it would really matter to me....who knows. 2 kids would be cool though.

He he.....thanks! I'd like to be a little league baseball coach too, but then again everything would be weird because a lot of people fucking suck.

Yeah. Your intentions were entirely benign, I'm sure.

And he's not a random dude. I'm sure his parents planned carefully to have him.

Besides, don't you have porn star pics to look at?