I never understood the expression "bump uglies" as a euphamism for sex. Then I found out. Humans are revolting. What is it in our heads that actually makes us want to have sex? It's like an insane animal living inside us, making us do these weird things we'd never do in a sober, rational state of mind.

a description of dicks.

See?He's got a life.

If that's the way you think about sex, you're probably not getting any.

Oh. Clever.

Sex isn't revolting at all... Most reproductive organs are though.

I think they're attractive. They're probably one of the best things next to this board and Funkadelic

and tortillas.

and large piles of money.

good call, and shwarmas too

and vaginas.

And Joy Divison.

How much pussy have you gotten?

Actually quite a bit, got some this past weekend. The trick is not letting them know that you treasure food, internet forums, and funkadelic more.

Shut up,woman!

I've gotten more than enough to know that the ratio of attractive to unattractive pussies is far higher than the ratio of good Funkadelic albums to horrible, self-parodying, "get up and dance y'all" Funkadelic crap.

Why? Most girls think thats sexy.

was it the pretty visual arts girl you wanted to talk to?

You probably don't understand them

Can we stop talking about this horrid thing called vagina.

Are you one of those... homosexuals?