Hmmm...some of that could be applied to cocks too.

Sonicl, I appreciate your frustration, but you have to understand that I have already sacrificed all but a shred of the journalistic discretion I had in working for this paper, the maintenance of that shred is what garners my professional self respect. That shred would be dust on the next breeze if I were to reveal the name of my employer. Sorry.

so its the sun or the sport? not the daily mail is it?

I'm bored of this thread now.

Doesn't anyone like sherbert fountains anymore?

love them.

but you bloody started it. dont you know that they become monsters on here.

I'm surprised how this thread ultimately turned out a bit dull in the end.Oh well....

Who knew? Oh well, I'm off to join a thread about some beards or someone I don't know's garage sale.

So where are the breasts?

If that would feed my bi-polar condition,i'd be there like a rocket.You could have at least given us some insight on how small cocks belittle arrogant pricks.Currently fascinated with let-down ones due to some disappointing experience.I hope the breasts live up to your now flourishing internet reputation.

good man!

i see this thread is about to get its second wind now.

Small cocks belittling arrogant pricks you say? What about arrogant cocks belittling small pricks? There are far too many words for male genitalia. There will be no showing of breasts: it's cheap; it's nasty; and you guys are worth more than that, well...

If the right setting was involved,i'd surely join in your enthusiasm.As it is i'll have to www. another site.

...thank you.

hm, i might take back that rep i gave you, after all.

on the other hand, it might be a good thing, in the end. who could know if your breasts don't actually look like these??





oy, i think i lost my eyesight there for a moment


ah porkie, i'll miss you. good thing you don't stay though-- lets me get back to work faster.

you know what could send me back to work right away is if people start asking again "oh oh where do you work, where do you work". now that would be a positive thing for my income.

I'm kinda struggling to find out if yours is a masked invitation lurking behind a dormant tree.

ow, im afraid not-- i simply googled "manboobs" and voila...

i got this one too.. spooky...


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What is that?What goes on into the working mind that produces that?

ha ha, i have no idea, but it's the results that count. (modernism vs. posmodernism? perhaps...)

oh anyway i'd better run, i have to be writing this website things so i can get paid...

have fun porks, confucius, noumenal, and all the horny goats who seconded the breast request (ha ha, you know who you are).

adios amigos...

My breasts are certainly better than the second set of manboobs, but eerily similar to the first...

You are my idol porkmarras.

Prove it.:rolleyes:

do you want a fanclub membership card? i'm the president, and i can get you one for your yearly subscription of $25.

really, the porkie rules this board. i do miss his demented photo threads, i have to say-- some people were inexplicably bothered by them (humorlessness?) but to me they were an artform.


not equally hairy, i hope?? :eek:
(sure, he looks waxed, but i can imagine those thick hair stubs revealed upon closer look...)

I resemble that implication, in that my breasts are bestubbled. I find that, though not aesthetically pleasing, men find it to be an interesting sensation in a darkened motel/alley behind a seedy nightclub.

But must we speak of breasts? Surely Kim Gordon has a new outfit we could be bitching about? Someone post a picture of her latest fashion triumph/disaster.

The last clause is optimism bordering on lunacy.

You remind me of someone.Odd as he lived in Shoreditch and had male breats instead of female ones.Perhaps i hang around the same dark street corners as you do.

kim who?


i hate to agree for the sake of agreement, and i actually i detest the way that people take "agreement" as a compliment (as if the coincidence of one's opinons with those of others added any value to them, or worse, to one's value, like some malformed democracy), but i have to say that, though on first inspection i neglected to notice the qualities of that glice has pointed out in that hopeful sentence, now i have to agree with the bitter truth of his statement-- not that this reflects well upon either of us, obviously.


or the same, what was it, dormant trees?

I'm not surprised at all. Most threads end a horrible death lately.

???

The only lunacy i worry about is my own sexual quest.The rest is very interesting but it doesn't amount to much to these eyes or sexual organ.

*hiccup* *hiccup*

now that sounds quite oedipal, but not in a freudian way, you hilarious pervert.

congratulations, you're no longer a little trouble girl.

How apt that I should be a 'bad moon rising', like a phoenix from the ashes of this devastated thread. Also apt because I am actually a lost member of CCR.

The last clause was also, hopefully, undermined by the 'well ellipsis'. Fear not, my grossly disproportioned membered friend, I have not become 'fond' of you fickle forumites.

as in the washed out classic rock band?

i'm scared of you now. positively so.

Washed out? They haven't been around for about 35 years.

i have no idea, but in u.s. radio they are on constant and endless rotation, like an evil ghost from more rustic times. an idealized past that causes people to feel entitled to shoot others on the basis of a superior (yet nonexistent) "way of life".

eerie, i tell you.

Ellipses, to my mind, only undermine articulation. Sorry to tar you with the internet writing brush, but you are writing on the internet.


Well, it's entirely clear you didn't understand what I said, so you're not really agreeing. [I feel less ill if I say that]

Regardless of what the ellipsis undermined, the ariculation itself, or the sentiment articulated, we are in agreement on the general odiousness of the board.

One more day to ensure sherbert fountains for all. Or I could get that bag of fish back if you like?

I think it's more Odinous. One-eyed, a bit of a cunt, slayed Ymir... the parallels are astonishing.