His offer seems to be reserved for those who "have no suitable target upon which to bestow [tokens of affection]."

Not for whores like you.

Oh, snap!

Better still, just post your address here and see what appears on your door mat.

Wet chocolate from James Blonde.

i wont ask.

He will have held the chocolate in his mouth for a very short time to soften it up for his special lady. As a consequence it will be slightly wet.

imagine kising someone with a mouth full of chocolate.

mmmmmm, double the pleasure.

Nope. Not in the context he used it in :). He was reffering to a physical valentine

True that. I thought you were referring to the first use. Carry on.

...sure, if you dont mind waiting til mid-October...thats when i get back to the states....

great, you just managed to remind me of yet-another moronically instituted mass holiday i had already effectively forgotten. i don't care for artificially-instituted bullshit fests.

with the exception of halloween, of course. that's my weak spot. getting plastered in costumes while performing mock devil worhipping, well, that's definitely fun.

plannin' on not celebrating it with my significant other. we'll totally ignore each other for every waking hour of that day.

its true that you should show you love and that you care all the time.

I love you Jon Boy. And I care.

If you love somebody for real,anniversaries and all that stuff don't matter at all.Also,the whole romantic gibberish that couples put themselves through on Valentine's Day can be spread throughout the year but in a more personal and sincere way.I dunno, i find most other couples naff all the time.

I agree. But as Kegmama said earlier in the thread, woe betide any guy who doesn't do SOMETHING for his lady on Valentines Day.

no way man, if you love someone truly you ENJOY any and all opportunities to show that love, whether it is a very inexpensive picnic (I have done that when broke) or a flower or whetver, and anniversaries do matter. our time keeping is cyclical, and a year is a year, the earth went around the sun again, and it is nice to see those years build up with someone you love.

valentine's Day has become a hallmark day, it used to be a saint's feast day, for saint valentine, but it is what you make of it.

trust me, no amtter how HARD or PUNK or JADED or heroined out your woman is, she will appreciate a kind something on valentine's day.

and she may let you rimjob her as a kicker.

Do chicks typically object to this?

Some kinds of love.......

Most chicks do, but there are always exceptions to the rule.

hell yeah they do

shiiiit

hahah!

In all seriousness, why?

I haven't a fucking clue. I'm just bullshitting.

Gross.

Perhaps this is a separate thread topic, but do most women have, shall we say, boundaries like this? I'm not sure I understand why something that is generally supposed to be pleasurable is forbidden.

One woman's pleasure is another woman's gross.

To each their own.Is it true that vaginas can smell of fish?

Is it really, though? Or are these stances taken for the appearances of propriety?

"Don't you dare, I'm not that kind of girl!"

Yes, but only in the same way as cocks, if unwashed, can smell of cheese.

This is all too much for my innocent ears, I'm going home. Goodnight.

And sonicl ditches a serious discussion topic.

It was a question,that's all.A little injection of filth in a thread never goes amiss.

its when that injection turns into a habit that it becomes a problem.

Sure.I just tried to out-do the grossness of the subject that was being discussed.

Prude.

Look at it from an intellectual point of view. It's more of a discussion on the boundaries partners maintain in sexual relationships, and their motivations behind them.

Must EVERYTHING be fucking for you, porky? Sheesh.

There's nothing wrong with pumping some adrenaline into a thread with a topic as boring as this one.

I beg your pardon?

You crazy kids and your innuendos.