KoRn

Those guys collectively still do not equal one Pig Champion.

I reckon the last one on the right should be fired for not being 4 REAL enough.

Yeah, he's more just sort of "not in shape" than bearish.

A group of bears is a sloth, not a band. ;)

In my humble opinion, Thee Hypnotics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNJkvFK4DSw

The one furthest to the right looks like he's got a puncture

Shameless namedrop but I once played bass with the drummer from Thee Hypnotics and my speaker cabinet literally caught fire midway through. Not just melting down. Actual flames. Absolutely true story.

Sounds pure rock 'n' roll. :)

the rita
dried up corpse
sewer election
merzbow
scum
werewolf jerusalem
whitehouse
macronympha
prurient
armenia
taskmaster
rusalka
smell and quim
flatgrey
blue sabbath black cheer
daniel mensche
ovmn
mauthausen orchestra
kraaak
survival unit
con-dom
the grey wolves
grunt
torturing nurse
incapacitants
wolf eyes
genocide organ
new blockaders
nihilist assault group
haters

*list is not complete.

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While perhaps not the heaviest, surely Tad put in a good showing on both counts. Also I attended one of the Power of the Riff Fests (forget which year), the wife and I were eating on a picnic bench between bands, and a truely massive metaller sat down and was being interviewed by some metal press guys, bench nearly toppled, food nearly spilled all over ourselves, I was afraid my leg was going to get pinned between the bench and the pavement. Not sure who that was, but he might win this contest.

Jon Boy

Piss page are pretty heavy.... and so are tanker sand...pouring from the last remnants of an overturned tanker containing the last remains of fuel for civilisation.

Yes thats right, Mad Max 2!!

Holler?

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Is that blunderbuss on the left?

I don't know why when I think of blunderbuss' smiling face I get the feeling someone is approaching me from behind my back with an axe in their hands.

Earth, the Melvins, Electric Wizard for one kind of heavy.
Godspeed, Mogwai for emotional? Heavy
Unwound, Slint, Big Black for that lovely eardrum scraping heavy that scares you a little.
Dinosaur jr for indie heavy.

ha ha.

Shit, I didn't mean to delete the White Stripes part. TouchPal keypad sucks.

Slayer

What about HAPPIEST band ever?

(Can't think of any.)

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Chic?

(The Beach Boys made some of the saddest pop records I can think of)

Pavement were gay

I don't really listen to anything heavy anymore. Not in the traditional sense anyway. Gonna have to do something about that.

They were very cheerful whenever I saw them, you're right.

anyone else heard this yet?
as brutal as it may sound. it actually sounds pretty good.

Anal Cunts 'top 40 hits' album with every song overlapped and then everything sped up. = )


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mgSF-JXUgA



makes me wonder what would happen if you took all the Jason Knuth tunes and did the same thing. i did Metal Machine Music once. not like i could tell the difference other then the first minute or so.