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HaydenAsche 05.05.2007 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ha ha yeah man, the straights will ike pretty & all that shit. sounds like you just like more bachelor #1 and are a bit pissed at this kody running around. i dont think you need help deciding, you need help coming up with a way to get rid of kody so you can have his man. yes?


Basically. Jordan needs to dump that tramp and go out with me again.

sarramkrop 05.06.2007 06:16 AM

Have fun with both. If nobody gets hurt, why not?

Bunbury 05.06.2007 06:58 PM

Hayden darling,
your simple, your shallow, and your a common whore.
-thats why we would be such great soul mates.
forget them and marry me so we can wreak havoc together.

!@#$%! 05.06.2007 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunbury
Hayden darling,
your simple, your shallow, and your a common whore.
-thats why we would be such great soul mates.
forget them and marry me so we can wreak havoc together.


the two of you would issue some seriously dangerous spawn. i shudder in terror and rejoice at the thought.

jico. 05.06.2007 07:16 PM

hayden is gay?

!@#$%! 05.06.2007 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jico.
hayden is gay?


earth to jico: where have you been?

HaydenAsche 05.06.2007 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunbury
Hayden darling,
your simple, your shallow, and your a common whore.
-thats why we would be such great soul mates.
forget them and marry me so we can wreak havoc together.


A flawless idea. Our children would be FABULOUS.

Green Magnesium 05.06.2007 11:36 PM

The award for most shallow thread ever goes to... this one right here.

I don't personally find either of them attractive, but then again, my taste in men tends to vary wildly from that of everyone I know.

I would say no to both of them, and move right along to something else. Get laid by a friend who isn't involved in a messy, catty break-up.

But then again all of my relationships, even the few healthy ones, have managed to end up in the toilet (and I've never even cheated!) So my opinion shouldn't matter. Have a nice day!

PS... I hope you're as old as these YOUNG looking boys!

PS x 2... You're like 16! Babies making babies.... what's the world coming too ;)

HaydenAsche 05.07.2007 03:29 PM

Gays can't make babies, dear.

Inhuman 05.07.2007 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Gays can't make babies, dear.


At least make an effort. You never know until you've tried

HaydenAsche 05.07.2007 03:32 PM

I've never tried to make a baby but I have participated in the act of sexual intercourse a good number of times and to no avail.

Inhuman 05.07.2007 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
I've never tried to make a baby but I have participated in the act of sexual intercourse a good number of times and to no avail.


Nice, but maybe he has ovaries in his rectum

jico. 05.07.2007 03:34 PM

dick, dick, dick,

dont you get tired of dick?

HaydenAsche 05.07.2007 03:35 PM

When I'm tired of dick I just go on top. Problem solved.

jico. 05.07.2007 03:38 PM

yep, well done hayden.

Green Magnesium 05.07.2007 06:31 PM

Please don't call me dear. You're not my grandmother. In fact I'm your senior. So, I should know if we can make babies or not.

I just checked... we can't :)


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