Wait people don't shower afterwards? That's sick.

woah. a buttsex thread that amerikangod, atsonic, instigator or i didn't start?! sweet!
ummm. i dont even know what to say w/out sounding like a zombot whore. (bj's ftw)

Bj's are my favorite thing to receive.

Thank you, you brought a tear to my eye.

I wear lady stains with pride too. I never wash my pants/shorts, so if they get stained that stays on there. I like keeping them on my sheets too.

u guys are insane. juice stains. shesus.

can we talk about blow jobs instead?

Please say everything you want to say in great detail in a private message to me then.

Yes, I hardly swallow.

fuck that
swallow it. ALL of it.

IDK, I feel iffy about it.

cum is good for you.

My bf would love you.

Ah, BJs, my second love <3

I've been told that I have really good tasting semen.

why do girls bitch about giving blow jobs?

giving head is fun.
i'm really excited to go home today so i can get laid.

This board rules!

Last time I gave a bj my jaw was sore.

thats what im talkn about! i luv givn head. the power that goes along with it. watchn him at my mercy.

Hm, the terms 'ambrosia' and 'nectar of the gods' have been used to describe it....

Yes plz.

I once went down on a chick to the entirety of 'Washing Machine' ... she came in the end sections of 'The Diamond Sea' ... it was nice.

oh man, im not even totally fucked up tonite and i totally agree. fuckn to music is where its at. and fuckn to music while drunk is the best thing ever.

this

raw power is and shall forever remain my favorite album for sexytime

Dude, that was classic. One of my favorite SYG moments. I wish the thread was still around.

Nah dude I'd fuck you. I'd even look you in the eyes when I came.

well........have you done it yet?

this thread is ace.

The first time I had anal sex we moved his friend's (his friend was at work) couch about 4 feet across the room. It was awesome.

Do any other girls prefer less-than average-sized penis because they're funner/easier to give blowjobs to?

Why haven't I posted in this thread?

Anal sex is kinda awkward but it's got its perks.

I'd rather a chick have anal sex with me.

I've had sex 100,000 times... It's always pretty exciting. I mean, there were some dull patches here or there but that doesn't last very long because I always try to introduce some new element into it... me and my girlfriend are very adventurous and open to anything. Sadly, I'm her only "Real" sexual partner (the other people she had been with before just hurt her or didn't really know what to do with her) so obviously she takes what we have for granted and doesn't appreciate my appetite or my big dick. Or maybe she does. Even though we're going through some bullshit, she's still having sex with me.

Sadly, I have been with people before her and... none have satisfied me like her. There's just something about her. I think part of it, is that I've trained her really well to be this weirdo-sex-goddess. Because I like WEIRD SEX. Haha. Not even kinky.. just weird. Like... "this time I'll have sex with you, but I want you to stretch your eyelids out and I want to put your nose up so you look like a pig the whole time I fuck you." You know? Weird stuff. Haha. It's difficult to find someone like that.. you have to really train someone.. The realization that I may not have sex with her soon really depresses me. I mean, after her, I'm kinda just.. I dunno. I don't think I'm going to look for sex. I'll just watch porn. It's not my goal in life to get laid. I've noticed, in my experience, most girls are pretty decent at sex (or I'm just lucky). They all have their perks and quirks. Still, sex is something I only really reserve for people I truly love and care about. I doubt I'll find anyone else, for a long time (maybe forever), I truly love and care about...

You two, in my office, pronto.

How did I miss this thread?

no
i like something of a challenge


oh hey just a sec i'm gonna go smoke this bowl

I like to cum on a chick's face... I don't expect her to swallow it, it tastes gross anyway.

why do you say smoke a bowl?

because i was about to smoke a bowl
what planet have you been living on
the part of a pipe or bong where you put the weed is called the bowl

oz is a strange place.

Even if it means taking a chubby, I'll suck it up.

She won't be able to taste it if you cum directly in her throat.

i just blue myself