Cantankerous? Nah, she'd make minced meat of the bastard...

oh yeah i forgot... cantankerous wasnt actually real.

she was another fat 43 year old.

Cantanky was the George Kaplan of RYM. A fictitious decoy to throw us off our guard.

On another note, there must be plenty of 50-plus women who'd latch onto a prize like Against the Groin.

You wonder, don't you... The mind starts going back... I remember when he first posted here, he said he didn't have any Sonic Youth in his collection. He started collecting SY CDs after he began posting here. So why did he come here then? He googles "youth" in a pedo-crazed angst and lands here where little lovelies post their pix of bare bellies?

now that this thread has acquired a real dimension, it's no longer funny, but more than a bit sad.

True.

Not too mention more than a bit creepy.

i dont think that they met here. short before she started posting i remember her calling him her boyfriend and all that...

Really. Hmm...

Here's another lesson, then: Don't post really personal weird shit on RYM. We're on it like flesh-ripping weasels.

fuck this springer thread, i'm sticking to the good humored ones.

^ word

If you missed a date with your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, whatever... would you post a thread about it asking where she was? That's just weird, frankly. Exhibitionistic, even.

From the Floatingslowly Detective Agency and Sushi Bar (ask about our $.99 sashimi special!):

SplitPEEches(too) Hard At Work





sorry, but I'm calling bullshit on the two-post troll.

Against the Groin has more hair.

What's a two-post troll?

no.

but here's what i found on !@#$%! agency

Or they're playing us. Making us think they're meeting for the first time online. Some kind of sick sex game.

Funny how they both were "new to Sonic Youth."

I think it might be time to call in Vice.

a troll with two posts? :p



that is odd. not enough to condemn someone over...but yeah....odd.

this leans more toward A_t_G and PEEches being the same person more than anything else. if so, thank you Mr. Against_the_PEEches for bringing me this HIGH QUALITY drama.

OH! Yeah, the split personality theory! I like that. Thus, "Split" Peaches.

So those belly pix... Against the Groin in drag?

google images is a great place to find pictures.

here's me. I'm a bellydancin' fool. sex me.


god I'm hot.

Meh...

But to think we've been played by this guy! Is he to be pitied or scorned. I don't know what to think anymore.

NO SEX FOR YOU (without a drivers license and two other forms of ID). ;)

Too much mysteries...
We should give way to the professionnals :

she looked a thai girl.

so what the hell!!!
this is like a david lynch film!!

Is Against the Groin really David Lynch?

Is Thai Girl really an amateur?

haha, this thread keeps getting better and better.

What a suspense !!

To think ATG inspired 6 pages of nonsense. Well, not all of it is nonsense. Or is it.

here's a point we're missing. maybe against the grain was dating a daugther of an old girflriend of his.

this is a very fun thread.....or is it?

Oh, wow... This is making my head spin...

When do we bring Against the Groin/Peaches in for questioning?

busted, gmku!

Yes, it is. Perhaps.

Started by a 50-year-old man who spells "you" as "U".

Nah, I would have said LPs. She obviously means vinyl pants, car interiors, or house siding.

verry well. i'm afraid there was marrder.

i am here to solve the case.

hahahahaha

of course she means house siding

monsieur poirot! aidez-nous.

About time you showed up!

But of course.

I haven't a Clue.

Prof. Plum, in the kitchen, with the candlestick.

case closed.



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