Thinking I'm glad I'm not a biker whose penis was struck by lightning.

masturbating onto a sheet of cookie dough thats about to go in the oven

Are you going to add chocolate chips to it?

fuck im hungry and bored

chochlate chips are already in it.
good news! its done!

by the way, im trying to make a gif (i think thats what it is)
a constant loop of two pictures so i can turn it in to an avatar for this site.
how do i do that

Stuggling to get up so I can pick up my new ipod in town. Think I might get a mcdonalds breakfast whilst there even though I'm skint.

Got up miracolously early and I'm making breakfast for myself and my boyfriend.

getting annoyed again that my weekend seems like will be like every other weekend
friends canceling plans on me
no friends to go out with
friends not inviting me
gah it sucks
i didnt think i was a bad person, i didnt htink i was someone people didnt want to hang out with

what time is it there

welcome to the new reality brother

6 pm

welcome? welcome to it?
i built this reality, i am the architect of this reality

are you sure about that?

you designed for yourself to get ditched in this reality?

seems like something i would do

im the one locked out of my own computer, ill do what i want
i run this place
im the business man and you are just my paper

ohohohohohohok.
what ehehehehehever youhoohoohoo sahahahahahahay

nursing a bit of a hangover and contemplating giving myself another one tommorow.

my sunday morning will be quite unhealthy no doubt but mashed potatoes in the afternoon will help.

potatoes make everything ok. take it easy.

i still have a headache
i am even dirtier today but i dont think ill take a shower
i dont know what im going to do today, but its nicer than the last few days so there are more possibilities.
but i dont have any good ideas.
im sitting on a chair listening to some noise

about to hop in the shower
meeting some people up for dinner

a few months ago, I was at a piano bar where the entire cast of that show was drinking (sans Lawrence).

it was surreal.


tonite's plans include altered states.

A virtual orgy

listening to devo
stretching my neck and legs

About to go and kick someone's arse. I wish this was true but it's not, so instead I might dig out my gamecube and play Resident Evil 4.

i might go to bed and read my book
im reading Perfume at the moment

Waiting for my friend to come online. We had plans to go to either a vegetarian or Japanese restaurant today.

"excuse me miss, but i think youre cutting it too short."
"why do you think that?"
"be cause i just forgot how to count."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man im so embarrssed
i was sitting around and then this thought came to me
"i checked my inbox..not my outbox on my phone"

so i pulled out my phone and yes, exactyl what i didnt want to see was there..5 msgs to haylee, all written when wasted confessing my love to her
fuuuuuuuuck
i need to call her and say im sorry and explain my sefl?
is that what i do?

i feel bad for you, son

shut the fuk up crypto.
tell her you were drunk.
dont apologize too much though because you ACTUALLY do love her so your not too sorry

go burn your dick off and stomp it into concrete.

i already did damn it!

Laying in bed. Can't sleep. Too early maybe. :s

My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night

In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through

My girl, my girl, where will you go
I'm going where the cold wind blows

Her husband, was a hard working man
Just about a mile from here
His head was found in a driving wheel
But his body never was found

i am kicking myself for my lack of confidence and extreme shyness.

Gah! I know what you mean. I do that almost every day. So lame.

seems a lot of peope here have low confidence and are very shy
id love to see what a board meet would be like :P

listening to our pool fill up

that would be pretty cool , a board meeting

i am counting down the days to me leaving this job.

haha, it's actually pretty tricky guessing what the boardies would be in real life face-to-face. All the boardies that I've met were actually pretty different to what I had thought them to be. All very nice, though.