I gotta be me.

I get to see thurston on october 30, do you?

you don't say?

I wouldn't go to LA if you paid me (because I would be forced to stay with the family).

PS: yr a mean lil' man SynthY

Also filled with poofness.

like ding dongs and twinkies?

now that I think about it, The Twinkie Ding Dong would make a great name for a gay bar.

just sayin'.

Are you british?

edit-because if not it is a British thing.

I know.

yes it does, thats how we all find out.

Or you're Canadian!

I don't think he is that pretty to be Canadian.

And I don't think Jesus was all that sweet.

I like people who are covered in blood and can rise from the grave!

BRAAAAAINS!!!!

that's pretty sweet.

Just cause he could walk on water, does not make him cool.

that walking on water bit was hucksterism.

I'm talking about rising up, eating brains and making everyone else you bite a fucking ZOMBIE.

it ain't pretty, but it's pretty sweet.

The dead, they weren't dead in the first place.

I know, I am that shocking.

that's all well and good, but what we really want to know is:

HOW DO YOU GET THE RAINBOWS TO SHOOT OUT OF YR HEAD LIKE THAT??

I am just like Jesus, but only I reside in Haydes.

yr dodging the question, Dante.

rainbows, man. what about the fucking rainbows???

jesus never did THAT.

Of course not. The rainbow is God's promise, remember?

Marshmallows are not supposed to be freeze-dried little chunks of hardness.
Yecch.

Badd Spellor.

"...Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam..."...maybe a rainbow then?

we're through.

Sorry. I was raised on Healthy Cereal.
It's a character flaw, I know. But I had hippie parents!

*spits-on-shirt*

freeze dried marshmallows > nutritional yeast

Isn't that some kind of Greek thing for good luck?

no, that would be if I spit on my OWN shirt.

I just spit on yours.

hippie.

Are you flirting with me?
I had no idea.

I don't know??

if that's yr idea of a good time, I'm sure I could work up another one!

When I said "I had no idea," I meant I had no idea you were such a sick freak, freak.

So what, did your parents ever let you do anything you wanted, cause mine did.

Well Jesus was not part of this generation, I am.

And the stones too.

I don't know about Jesus, but I'm man of wealth and taste.

Holllerrrrr

But do you have Jesus in your life?