damn!

does scout trump chief???

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...&postcount=117

as in, i may not be the chief of anything, but you're not even the scout of anything....?



...also, we should take back "porch monkey."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2DxyAGzGxM

Hi Hun.

hey, babe.

I feel loved.

You know it, slugger.

eh ben oui, le mec.

"Funny you should bring this up; I'm getting fisted right now." - Savage Clone

Everytime I see you post, this comes to mind.

right back at ya, love.

You have problems.

You know it, slugger.

yr post is missing something there, einstein.

Substance is overrated.

Commander

or for the opposite extreme of Chief - "Tonto"

phony, crumb bum, sport.... everything i know about this sort of thing i learned from salinger:

old pbradley unbuttoned his whole uniform coat. all he had on underneath was a phony shirt collar, but no shirt or anything, he had a big fat hairy stomach.

"nobody's tryna chisel nobody," he said. "let's have it, chief"
"no."

when i said that, he got up from his chair and started walking toward me and all. he looked like he was very, very tired or very, very bored. god, was i scared. it wouldn't have been so bad, i don't think, if i hadn't had just my goddam pajamas on.

"let's have it, chief." he came right up to where i was standing. that's all he could say. "let's have it, chief." he was a real moron.

"you're a stupid chiseling moron, and in a bout two years you'll be one of those scraggy guys that come up to you on the street and ask for a dime for coffee. you'll have snot all over yr dirty filthy overcoat, and you'll be --"

then he smacked me. i didn't even try to get out of the way or duck or anything. all i felt was this terrific punch in the stomach.

whatevs, flo-slo.

funny.

no. unfortunately not. archaic 1950's terminology is best saved for reruns of Lassie. like "guy", it makes the user seem somewhat of a poindexter.

if you want to trump chief, I suggest following along the same line (such as "Cochise").

if you are intersted in tutoring, might I suggest peanutbutterradley? he's been quite the apt student and I'm sure he'd be willing to assist you in yr studies for a minimal fee.


Commander is excellent. Tonto, however, runs the risk of direct offense. like using "hombre" with a person of latin-american descent, if the Chiefee is tribal, you might get scalped.



FloSloCo is my manufacturer, zippy.


totally, toots.

I've thought about this over five pages--

Snickers

please explain situational context.

Snickers.

that's a real manly laugh you have there, giggle-box.

mmmm

that's the problem I foresee with using "snickers".

yr liable to get "you sayin' I'm packed with peanuts??!!" as a response.

I wanna see your peanuts.

sure thing, smooth-talker.

Ouch.
For someone so small, you sure know how to bring the hurt.

don't get yr panties in a knot, scooter.

Underwear is for suckers, li'l slugger.

sure, if you like brown stripes, captain commando.

If the world you live in is that unclean, I'm not venturing further south than Iowa ever.

*MY* world is as fresh as daisies, mr. hughes.

*Snickers*