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SONIC GAIL 09.21.2009 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
would a beard be weird on a 23 yr old?

My husband was only 22 when he wore his beard. Evereyone thought he was over 30. SOOO SEXY.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.21.2009 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
Evereyone thought he was over 30. SOOO SEXY.


Do you have a sister? LA chicks aren't into the beard, and the ones that are on all on the westside into a bunch of lame emoish dudes, not my kind of ladies.

SONIC GAIL 09.21.2009 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
Do you have a sister? LA chicks aren't into the beard, and the ones that are on all on the westside into a bunch of lame emoish dudes, not my kind of ladies.


I have 4 little sisters sorry thier all hitched.

floatingslowly 09.21.2009 12:08 PM

I was born with a beard.

bitches need to learn how to respect the game.

jon boy 09.21.2009 12:12 PM

by bitches i guess you mean women? and yes they like men with no hair and i should know.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.21.2009 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I was born with a beard.

bitches need to learn how to respect the game.


fo sho, like in the Civil War days when dudes had thee wildest beards in history.

 
 

floatingslowly 09.21.2009 12:40 PM

some of those are chops and not beards. I can't do chops. I have too much native in me.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.21.2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
some of those are chops and not beards. I can't do chops. I have too much native in me.


I know fucking technicality nazi, I couldn't find pictures with better examples.. you need to watch some Ken Burns shit and you will see the wildest beard/facial hair styles EVER, and these things, like dreads, took/take YEARS to grow and maintain. simply amazing..

we live in New Rome, motherfuckers think they are all on the swim team ;)

SONIC GAIL 09.21.2009 12:43 PM

Good ol chops after the shaving of the beard Ryan rocked those for awhile. Sometimes he would make them into an L. He would drive me nuts always asking me if they were even.

floatingslowly 09.21.2009 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
I know fucking technicality nazi, I couldn't find pictures with better examples..


I'm just jealous of their ability to grow cheek hair. :(

inb4 pictures of hairy ass.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.21.2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I'm just jealous of their ability to grow cheek hair. :(

inb4 pictures of hairy ass.


when I shaved my dreaded beard I kept the chops like in Sonic Gail's story to see what I looked like in the civil war.. I looked absolutely ridiculous :)

SONIC GAIL 09.21.2009 12:59 PM

^You men an yr beards

jon boy 09.21.2009 01:00 PM

until two days ago i had a full beard which is also a look thats popular with the ladies. generally men with no hair on top grow a beard at some point.

Rob Instigator 09.21.2009 01:32 PM

in high school we were not allowed to have staches or beard.s as soo as I graduated I stopped shaving.

yay beard

floatingslowly 09.21.2009 01:33 PM

my beard is only eclipsed by my luxuriously long hair.

it's the best of both worlds, some may say. and by some, I mean, not jon boy.

king_buzzo 09.21.2009 02:08 PM

bitches love the love rug!

chicka 09.21.2009 02:23 PM

I've had a beard or a goatee just about my entire adult life.
I look like a little kid with out it. I've always kept it trimmed
tight.

Glice 09.21.2009 03:36 PM

Old information on SYG relating to beards

Anngella 09.21.2009 04:08 PM

Fuck no. Let me feel yr love fuzz.

Derek 09.21.2009 04:16 PM

My girlfriend finds facial hair creepy, so alas I am forced to shave any hair on my face that transcends me from little boy to rugged gentleman.

automatic bzooty 09.21.2009 04:20 PM

bitches don't know bout my civil war chops.

Savage Clone 09.21.2009 04:43 PM

I don't get why anyone would want facial hair, but that's me.
It looks best on super old wizard guys and obese Englishmen.

infinitemusic 09.21.2009 05:51 PM

I wish I could grow a REAL beard. Dammit, you guys are making me think about it.

Kloriel 09.21.2009 07:02 PM

dude is totally ganking float's image in the lyrics thread. unless this guy's beard was the brush in which float's hid behind to make such a spectacular specticulling of the mumphits. To get away with that shit and not be homeless, you inherited some topnotch spherical combustions. What the fuck. Guy probably fences with a sabre and has a trophy rack. Where the fuck.

Satan 09.21.2009 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
trust me, most men, regardless of their age are boys, but under 20 with out chest hair or a beard, and they fall directly into the boys category.

under 20 = no dice

but yeah, most of y'all are a bunch of lil boys.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.21.2009 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
under 20 = no dice

but yeah, most of y'all are a bunch of lil boys.


drop little boy crumbs you can follow back when you get lost becoming a man

Genteel Death 09.22.2009 05:18 AM

This thread confuses men with beards with actual hairy men.

FreshChops 09.22.2009 05:24 AM

considering that Chuck Norris is fully furred out, I'd have to assume women don't dig hairless guys.
 

Satan 09.22.2009 05:26 AM

that's actually not even too much hair. really, so long as there's no back hair involved, and the skin on yr torso is still visible through the hair, it's cool.

king_buzzo 09.22.2009 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FreshChops

 





!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now that's a man.

tw2113 09.22.2009 03:02 PM

this thread gives me hope because I'm a bit of a hairy male myself. I'd say on par with Ole Norris above. My chest isn't chewbacca but has hair on it. I refuse to shave bald down under but trim it all up when necessary. Goatee is a mainstay on my face.

krischanski 09.22.2009 03:56 PM

Igitt.

floatingslowly 09.22.2009 05:51 PM

my father in law looks like a silverback gorilla. it's pretty gnarly.

in fact, I'm disgusted even typing about it. blech. put a shirt on, man.


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