Demonrail - I dedicate this song to you, then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw

In all honesty, one doesn't have to hate any bands to be a twat. It would be too easy that way.

So how exactly do you become a REAL TWAT?
as in a twat 4realz.
I wanna know.

It's in you genes. It might have something to do with your diet too.

Misfits rule all. They are the inspiration for the cover of Bad Moon Rising. They fucking KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love love love the misfits.

Arise jackie o, jonathon of kennedy
Well, arise and be shot down
The dirts gonna be your dessert
My cum be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck or fuck
Or be poor and devoid
And masturbate me, masturbate me
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun

Shut up Rob you fucking cunt.

Rob, recommend me a good album by them. They're one of those bands I never really felt like checking out, for whatever reason.

bahahahahahahaha:D

see you're saying i'm fat once again. My hopes are now shattered.:(

Believe it or not, this is the first picture I've ever seen of them. I always 'like' it when ugly, un-photogenic, slightly rotund people draw attention to their lack of good looks by having shit hair cuts, ill-fitting clothes and 'wacky' facial expressions.

If I saw the picture but hadn't heard the band, I'd decide their music was as shit as it actually is on the basis of this picture. And who says there's no justice in the world?

if you want to hear hyper-fast horrorcore - EARTH A.D.

If you want to hear more moody horror-tinged punk - STATIC AGE


to hear a wide assortment of stuff - Collection I

clearly the camera never lies.

NOFX rule all. They are the inspiration for the cover of The Eternal. They fucking KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love love love NOFX.


my vagina has two sets of lips
but I don't get monthly blood drips
my vagina hardly even used

my vagina's got lots of extra skin
they took my outtie and made it an in
changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

operation successful
but now I gotta pee
through a miniature hole
gotta remember to put the seat down
and when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
now I get to hang with lesbians

operation paid up front
now I show all my friends
my new designer cunt
they think I'm kinda weird
but that's OK with me
cause now I kick their ass
playing from the ladies tee
theres nothing finer than having a vagina

Static Age.

but what do I know? I listen to the box set.

Danzig entertains even when grocery shopping:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f5Hqy9lMiU

Misfits rule! (even the "graves" albums and b-sides were good) They've got so many good songs but I choose Cough/Cool

Everytime they (err.. well...Jerry's band) play in Santiago there's a problem: audience spitting the band, cops throwing fucking gas into the arena, punk riots, opening bands not showing up making misfits' show starting much earlier and ending the show when most people have not arrived to the show yet, etc...

Will they ever reunite?

speaking of all this cunt, didn't anyone hear that the guy who played guitar on all of their awesome shit is uber-republican...and a very nice guy (probably one of the nicest) even though
he does think obama is trying to make it illegal for you to grow your own tomatoes

I love love love the Misfits.

I like Samhain better.
Yeah I'm a freak.

Samhain is great. But no, I don't like them better. I like them better than Danzig, though.

This. I was super stoked to see them last December even though it's only Jerry, ROBO, and Dez.

I love the misfits:

Awesome band. I almost bought 12 hits from hell a while ago just because I had some extra cash.

Hybrid Moments is my favorite Misfits song.

I still love love love the Misfits.

Me too.

Here are the dead milkmen covering Astro Zombies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhgAJ...layer_embedded

The Misfits rule

fixed. (Please try to stay in character)

haha that thing's long gone my friend.

can't believe i made this thread 4 years ago!

I have some friends with dodgy pasts. Violence, iffy sexual conduct, drug abusers - that sort of thing. I'm pretty tolerant. I do stop talking to people if I get the slightest suspicion they like the Misfits though. It's not just that they're a bad band, but that they're one of the prime markers of a complete lack of taste and abuse of a perfectly good respiratory system. When I'm in power, Misfits fans will be taxed to fuck for stealing my oxygen.

i love them. until 1983.

they got arrested for graverobbing, for fuck's sake.

Didn't stop Megumbnerbone being awesome, arguably.

Incidentally, do I win the prize for mentioning Metgumbnerbone in the most unlikely thread?

I'll go with American Nightmare for a favorite or Theme For A Jackal or TV Casualty or Green Hell or Horror Business or Halloween or.....

:D

That's awesome!

Dude! those are my fave songs! Good call man! I would also add Cough Cool, Bullet and Earth A.D.

Die Die My Darling
Bullet
We Bite


My three faves

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fuck goddamn shit these songz kick the fucking living ass out of glice's bottlenose anus!!! fucking RULIMN!!!!! These shits make your ears cum!!!! RAWK GODDAMNIT!! RAWK!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes!!

Why does 'rawk' always seem to mean 'too much time spent in hairdressers' for you, eh?

Seriously though, the Misfits are awful. Just awful.

that's one of the most assanine statements ever made on this board.