well their is no need for that!

seven sisters.

White city.

HA! There's no such station, it is Woodside Park, you are disqualified.

I'm gonna throw this game into chaos:

High Barnet

That was... a test. To make sure that everyone was paying attention. Well done. You get a point.

Fairlop (I presume we're playing the Traditional version?)

Thrust.

Pfft.

ALL SAINTS!!

Distant voice in the crowd 1: Owned?

Distant voice in the crowd 2: Totally!

Hands up, totally pwned. My hat is off to you sir.

Mornington Crescent

Unless you've heard of a little place called, oh, I don't know

RUISLIP!

Take the shame.

Janet Telephonshire-Gloustershire takes the shame and lights a fag.

Aldgate East, y'all.

...

Tufnell Park.

British people are funny...

It's all the tea we drink and roast beef we eat. Mmm, roast beef...

Plaistow

What is it that they put in those crumpets?

I just double-Plaistowed all of yo' asses.

The holes are the best part.

 

OK, I humbly (or annoyedly) replace P-Town with Bromley-by-Bow. Boom! (or whatever it is the bluds are down with, innit).

innit? Sorry for my ignorance but can you explain that term?

It's just innit, innit?

innit = isn't it. Said by all Sarf Lahdahners, to the severe annoyance of everyone else in the UK. :D

Thanks melly.

Think nothing of it, padron.

I so want to move to the UK, so I can become a chav.

Dont' bother. You can spell and think in cogent sentences, so you're already wildly over-qualified. Mind you, drink enough Ace "cider" and listen to enough grade-Z UK Garage/Bassline/Whatever the fuck it's called this week, and you could still qualify.

Innit grime?

Bassline blud. Grime's been out for, like, 10 minutes.

we call those "English Muffins" round about New York City.

I still prefer the term crumpets, sounds funny.

Slightly different thing.
Crumpet:

American English muffin:

 

English English Muffin (note lack of holes):

English Muff-in:

Crumpets are sick, blud, innit.

Aldgate, my friend, Aldgate.

See what I did there?

Very clever play there, sarramkrop. I can only this in response:

Farringdon.

This is a tricky one. I was going to go for Paddington 'cause technically it would be the right move but boring and predictable, so you're getting:

Burnt Oak!


WHOOO HOOO!!

mans chatting shit to himself, it's not only south mans who say innit

Can anyone tell a south london accent from an east end one? I think that only once or twice I have noticed a certain inflection in someone's voice who was saying ''beautiful'' that made it sound like it was from the south part of the city that they were from. That's about it. INNEEE?