its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean

Of course.

The rage nowadays is girth. Pure fucking GIRTH.

It just depends on the girl and what she likes. It makes little difference as long as you know how to use it.

Ironically, bigger dicks are usually only for impressing other guys.

tapping a cervix hard is a bad scene

she suffers

not good

no no.
let me set the record straight.

both matter. length just a little less because there's not going to be that huge of a difference between 6 and 8 inches, really, when yr fucking it's not going to feel that much different or probably not at all.



and yeah if you get rammed too hard in the uterus. ow.

i had a fucking tiny girlfriend and she was lovely but we wuz not meant to be

i could never go deep. let me just not go ther. no i wont. fuck you snoops.

"Ow, you're hitting my WALL!"

okay also not to say that giant cocks aren't great. because they totally are.



i've said too much. here's this one eyed cat to distract you

too late

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

hahah that cat is nuts!

cyclat
catclops haha

I DONT LIKE THAT THiNG

i know. a lesson to you bitches.

the cervix can be pretty sensitive to hard tapping. and if you wanna go primitve, it doesn't work to withhold.









the lesson is, there is such thing as too big of a cock, but colons fit anything, you harlottas.

i can imagine a cool cartoon about the cat growing up

oh god.



exit only.


that is all.

Yeah, no comment regarding my experiences with anal sex.

My experiences GIVING anal sex I mean.

don't put yourself in that position, tits.

you need to hire a pr person. ha ha ha.

ha ha fucking ha.

it just ain't happening over here.

not only do i imagine there being a lot of pain.
it just grosses me out so much.

I don't think I could even give it. It doesn't sound worth it at all.

i would never enter the poophole, sorry

Well I had one girlfriend who was the most... I dunno. She wanted to be slapped, fucked in the ass, punched, spit on, strangled, etc. You know, I didn't mind doing some of that, but when we're messing around and she says "PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AS HARD AS YOU CAN, DRAW SOME BLOOD." I got really creeped out.

Anyway, these lyrics are so badass:

Limp Bizkit - Hot Dog
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing, the chocolate starfish, and the hot-dog flavored water,
Bring it on,
Get the fuck up,
Check, 1, 2
Listen up, Listen up, Here we go,

It's a fucked up world, what a fucked up place,
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face,
Fucked up dreams, fucked up life,
Fucked up kid, with a fucked up knife,
Fucked up moms, and fucked up dads,
Thats a fucked up cop, with a fucked up badge,
Fucked up job, with fucked up pay,
Fucked up boss, is a fucked up day,
Fucked up breast, fucked up lies,
All my niggas, in the biggest, got the facs of life

Hey, everybody knows this song (x2)

Ain't it a shame that you can't say fuck,
Fucks just a word and it's all fucked up,
Like a fucked up punk, with a fucked up mouth,
Nine inch nails'll get knock the fuck out,

Fucked up AIDS, from fucked up sex,
Fake ass titties on her fucked up chest,
We're all fucked up, so whatcha wanna do,
Well fucked up me and a fucked up you

(chorus)
You wanna fuck me like an animal,
You like to burn me on the inside,
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug,
Just know that nothin you do, will bring you closer to me,

Aint life a bitch, a fucked up bitch,
A fucked up sword with a fucked up stitch,
A fucked up head, is a fucked up shame,
Swingin on my nuts is a fucked up game,
Jealousy fillin up my fucked up mind,
its all fucked up like a fucked up crime,
If I say fuck two more times,
Thats 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme,


Hey, everybody knows this song (x2)

chorus

(karate scream)

listen up baby,

You can't bring me down, I don't think so, and also
You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself,
Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish, PUNK
Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish,

Okay. Even Fred Durst would agree you're taking this too far.

They're just fucking hilarious!

But no more Limp Bizkit. I'm sorry. Just doin it all for the nookie. The nookie. Come on.

Okay, back to Be Your Own Pet.

Any ass pics of that chick people pretend is hot?

Ah, this is boring, back to cats:

can't really find any ass pics

Pretty sure that's hers.

holy fuck! thurston's been hitting THAT ass?

damn.

At least in those pictures, her face looks like ass.

Right on Danny, Im happy for you. They look like they'd be fun to party with.





The first time I saw them Jemina was out of control. Love this spit shot I got.




They set up in the middle of the venue floor instead of onstage and everyone just danced with them the entire show. Good times.

Woah wait. Is that at the Glasshouse? I was there. Standing like right where the last picture was taken.

Yeah, its the Glasshouse. You must have been the dude I was bumping into all night then. :) I go there all the f-ing time! Saw Sonic Youth, Sleater Kinney, Mary Timony, etc there. Going to see the Melvins there this Friday. Are you going?

is that at....

where is that, i've been there....i think....

Hee.

Nah, not a Melvins fan. I haven't been there in a long time. In fact, I think that was the last time I went. I need to go again soon.

Hey, leave em alone. They might be the one band I could probably beat up every member of. And now they've split up.

demon and jemima
sitting in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G

First comes sex
Then comes marriage
Then comes a demon in a doom-metal carriage