Working on getting drunk enough for the drunk thread.
Finally found where the rents hide the alcohol...

yo i'm not drunk, at least, i havent had anything to drink, but i am listening to Haddaway's What Is Love? and i'm getting some serious drunken flashbacks it's great/terrifying at the same time

that song brings me flashbacks of when i was 12 and started to go to dance parties with girls.

WHAT IS LOVE
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no mo

dun dun dun-dun daaaaaa dun

god sylvester stallone was cush a fox

whoa whoa whoa whoaaa who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaa!!

baby don't hurt me

i might have to disown you

scatman john ftw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg

why, you don't like him?

no. i don't like him.

why not?

WHOA myspaec.com takes you to barack obama's website!

and no that's not a typo... myspaec.com

he is gross and annoying.

myspaec but not faecboko.com?

yes, What Is Love is now the official song of this drunk thread... my brother and i are telling girls on this facebook group for models that they can suck dick. great way to spend fri. night

Wow, you're right. I just tried it. How cuntish.

yeah i just tried it too, very sneaky

couldn't help but remember this:

so i've been sat here thinking and jamie stewart of xiu xiu has been responsible for the past month or so of my life going so well.

sounds like i'm being creepy, but it's true.

night at the roxbury!

i actually liked that movie... haha i don't remember much of it... except that it was before chris kattan was unbearable, and before ferrel acted like a douchebag all the time

that movie is ok, i liked the sketch better, especially when dana carvey joined them, he ends up in the hospital...hilarious.

yeah maybe i am thinking of the sketches.

yeah the sketches were good, especially the carvey one and alec baldwin

i miss funny madtv

i miss fuck you im drunk assholes

wait wahat?

fuck you i miss being drunk assholes.

this is the point in the night (or morning) when i try to figure out how it is exactly that i spoent friday night not sleeping and watching the warriords on youtube whilst drinking beeer and intraweb talking with you fags....hmmm

i hthnk i just hit that point too.

i mean where im sitting its 3:12 in the am, im awake, im hungry and yet im also tired, i can't decide what sounds better, flapjacks and bacon or a few hours of sleep. there was a time when i wouldn't hesitate to break out the food, but seeing as my son and wife ar fast fast asleep, i would need to emply a much stealthier method to my food wishings

I canlt decide which sounds better : sleep o mpre alohcol

I jut got in from a show downtown and i didnt drive except later but yeah, kidna high, kinda drunk, kinda trying to masterbate. not gonna lie. wassup

usually in your situation i would opt for the following:
more alcohol, then food, then lots of water and really more water after that.
scratch that, well, i dunno do you have to work in the morning?

unoemplyoded... wtf
unempylode

close enoguh.

i'm srtartin t oge thungry anyway so im ight take your advice

^ive been meaning to compliment you on your name ddd, its truly high class, and i mean that in the best way possible...

i keep clinkcnig on threads ive arealdy read

who is talking to whom?

and i have to work at 8 and its 330 im fuckedd!

the name compliment goes to you...as well as reputation .....

id uno man idunoo.

just callin sick!!

need more weed