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✌➬ 09.30.2008 11:01 PM

She's gone?

!@#$%! 09.30.2008 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
She's gone?


so sez melly.

what everyone else mumbles-- i care not.

✌➬ 09.30.2008 11:04 PM

As long as you are not gone !@#$%!.

atsonicpark 09.30.2008 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Goodness Gracious, the internet is so literal these days. Do we actually miss her? Fuck no. We don't know her.

In terms of the stupid internet? Yeah, we notice that she is gone, and given the choice, we might prefer her to be around than not. But the thread title "Would you, given the choice, prefer to have Cantankerous around on this board (not that you actually miss her)? Isn't as pithy as "Do you miss her?"


Obviously. But it's still only been THREE DAYS since she left. Seems a little early to be posting this kind of stuff. Maybe it's just me.

terriblecanyons 09.30.2008 11:06 PM

This whole ordeal reminds me of Britney Spears.
I'm not saying cantank does... just bare with me, here.

The people who do miss her are the screaming, crying, under-appreciated and overly flamed Chris Crocker entities of this board and she is their queen.

The people who don't miss her really didn't give a shit in the first place, and thus laugh at the Chris Crocker entities.

amirite y/n?

!@#$%! 09.30.2008 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Obviously. But it's still only been THREE DAYS since she left. Seems a little early to be posting this kind of stuff. Maybe it's just me.


you're just jealous!

pbradley 09.30.2008 11:08 PM

Personally I kind of miss anyone who leaves. Even if I might not realize they've left. It just adds to the feel that things are getting worse or changing for the whatever, and there is always that nostalgia.

I'm sure the prima donna will return.

✌➬ 09.30.2008 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
This whole ordeal reminds me of Britney Spears.
I'm not saying cantank does... just bare with me, here.

The people who do miss her are the screaming, crying, under-appreciated and overly flamed Chris Crocker entities of this board and she is their queen.

The people who don't miss her really didn't give a shit in the first place, and thus laugh at the Chris Crocker entities.

amirite y/n?


So is gmku already shooting the video and posting it on youtube?

terriblecanyons 09.30.2008 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
So is gmku already shooting the video and posting it on youtube?


Yeah, mascara streaming down the face and all.

I helped film it.

!@#$%! 09.30.2008 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Yeah, mascara streaming down the face and all.


ah ha ha haaaa haaa.

this reminded me of gmku's eyeliner thread.

you're talking about gmku's mascara, no?

terriblecanyons 09.30.2008 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ah ha ha haaaa haaa.

this reminded me of gmku's eyeliner thread.

you're talking about gmku's mascara, no?


Yes. Yes I am.

gmku has their own brand of mascara.

✌➬ 09.30.2008 11:18 PM

I can see it being the next viral hit.

davenotdead 09.30.2008 11:18 PM

you know what may have happened... cantank may have punched a hole in her computer, and is just too lazy a cunt to go get a new one... it was a few days ago that she told me she wanted me and i said 'no, only nefeli or girlgun is allowed to take my virginity', and i recall she was quite upset.

terriblecanyons 09.30.2008 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
you know what may have happened... cantank may have punched a hole in her computer, and is just too lazy a cunt to go get a new one... it was a few days ago that she told me she wanted me and i said 'no, only nefeli or girlgun is allowed to take my virginity', and i recall she was quite upset.


What percentage of the female boardies would you say "want you"?

inb4 over 9000%

!@#$%! 09.30.2008 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
you know what may have happened... cantank may have punched a hole in her computer, and is just too lazy a cunt to go get a new one... it was a few days ago that she told me she wanted me and i said 'no, only nefeli or girlgun is allowed to take my virginity', and i recall she was quite upset.


wait. what virginity is this you speak of?

davenotdead 09.30.2008 11:22 PM

curly-headed guys with gibson guitars do strange things to women. i apologize for my sexiness

davenotdead 09.30.2008 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
wait. what virginity is this you speak of?


my SYboardieginity

!@#$%! 09.30.2008 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
my SYboardieginity


i didn't know you had any place/thing/orifice left inviolate, but damn, if this gets you an eyeful of girlgun's macaroons please take & post pictures.

✌➬ 09.30.2008 11:25 PM

Fuck you girlgun is promised to me. I can only violate her.

davenotdead 09.30.2008 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
Fuck you girlgun is promised to me. I can only violate her.



i propose we fight. with guns, for her honor

terriblecanyons 09.30.2008 11:27 PM

Are you gonna fight with your...

love guns?

I dunno what it is about tonight but I have been violating the italics button a lot.

davenotdead 09.30.2008 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i didn't know you had any place/thing/orifice left unviolate, but damn, if this gets you an eyeful of girlgun's macaroons please take & post pictures.



i'll pm you with whatever i get (*crosses fingers)

!@#$%! 09.30.2008 11:29 PM

 

davenotdead 09.30.2008 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Are you gonna fight with your...

love guns?

I dunno what it is about tonight but I have been violating the italics button a lot.



a peen duel? oh gawd, i might be cowering in fear, and my opponent may be, uh, excited at the prospect

✌➬ 09.30.2008 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i propose we fight. with guns, for her honor


A duel it is, so are you going to be Aaron Burr?

!@#$%! 09.30.2008 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
a peen duel? oh gawd, i might be cowering in fear, and my opponent may be, uh, excited at the prospect


yeah, that's an unfair fight. you'll have no virginity to speak of at the end of it all.

✌➬ 09.30.2008 11:31 PM

Fuck you guys, I only want Melly or Porky.

davenotdead 09.30.2008 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
yeah, that's an unfair fight. you'll have no virginity to speak of at the end of it all.



good point. i'm trying to protect my last shred of purity

atsonicpark 09.30.2008 11:34 PM

eyeliner running down a chick's face is hot.

Cantankerous, if you're reading this, you should take some pics like that.

davenotdead 09.30.2008 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
A duel it is, so are you going to be Aaron Burr?



you can be burr. i'll be clint eastwood

✌➬ 09.30.2008 11:35 PM

No, I wanna be Alexander Hamilton.

atsonicpark 09.30.2008 11:36 PM

 

terriblecanyons 09.30.2008 11:36 PM

One of you guys should be JFK.

atsonicpark 09.30.2008 11:36 PM

whoa!

 

✌➬ 09.30.2008 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
One of you guys should be JFK.


Sorry I want my face on the $10 bill.

davenotdead 09.30.2008 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
No, I wanna be Alexander Hamilton.



unfair advantage.... dudes who are money are too baller.

 

terriblecanyons 09.30.2008 11:39 PM

He was kinda hot. I'd hit that.

✌➬ 09.30.2008 11:40 PM

Just because he gave us our economic principles, gosh.

Sonic Youth 37 09.30.2008 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
He was kinda hot. I'd hit that.


Aaron Burr did. From ten paces.

terriblecanyons 09.30.2008 11:41 PM

I lol'd.
Poor Alexander :(


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