I threw shit in your face first? You had it coming, pal. Anyone who crosses your path when it comes to the biblical shit you post (and let me tell you, it's not only in "christmas threads"), you start pelting them with how ignorant they are for not believing in whatever the fuck you believe in. I think I speak for many others on this board when I tell you kindly to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

so you judge people by what you read of them on an internet message board? that doesn't seem like the best thing to do.

anyway, i'm off to dinner. you can harrass what i just said all i want.

and for the record: i agree with most of jesus's ideas, but not with the whole religion thing. goodbye.

Stop flirting and just get it on. Suchfriendsaredangerous should dress up as jesus and fuck terriblecanyons with a cross, just like the movies.

hahahahaha :D

A cross? Not a good idea. I'd probably burst into flames.

Leave me to my thoughtful wordlessness.
I want you to
Bite my forehead and suck and read
The currents that pass through its waterways,
Through its corridors and canals, mangroves
Of the inexpressible, expressible only
Through consumption, only
Through their decimation, only
For the fantastic vampires.

You'll love it, it's totally obvious that jesus turns you on, young lady!

no I dont judge anyone. I said "sir" to be sarcastic, and the joke I responded with was to imply she was acting in a way unbecoming of a lady.

I'm hot for jesus.







Bow-chicka bow-owwww

I want that shirt.

It's only $14.90.

But I'm going to have to wrestle Jesus for it.

I don't know about this.

Just get some kryptonite.

Oh wait, wrong savior.

I bet that dude looks quite a lot like suchfriendsaredangerous. The sexual tension between the two of you is here for all to see.

I don't mix religion and sex. I only bump atheists, that way we won't have to worry about what denomination the offspring will be.

C'mon, you totally want suchfriends to post bare-chested pictures of himself while he has his feet washed by another lady because you'll be able to save them on your hard drive and post them on your facebook page.

facebook?! now you're getting a little too personal here, porky.

Me? You two posted your personals on here, and i'm the one who's getting personal?

atheists are shit in bed, don't you know?

Religious sex is far too rigid. Post-religious sex is where it's at.

not true.

yeah, that's why we have a fine example of opposites attracting each other on this very thread, eh?

Hahaha. Hahahahahahaha.

Jesus has had some pretty good fights, you should up your game.

maybe you should get some practice first?

you missed my point porky.

what was it?

edit- jico

that's a fucking good question.

I got a sewing machine for my birthday!

You were giving me advice on which one to buy, if you recall?

bike books tokens

wii wii fit tokens toys wine

respectivly

canyons: stop being such a bitchy, petty liberal asshole who forces people to think their opinion is wrong just like you complain they force their opinions on you (the people who give liberals a bad name) while they sit around and talk about the apparently better value of getting fucked up.

suchfriends: stop fueling the fire.

Truthfully this is/was between me and suchfriends, but thanks for your ignorant response!

Your welcome. consider it my gift to you : )

My welcome! Wow!

My gift to you would be a cube watermelon but those cost 5986498053eiu4 dollars.

Well its the thought that counts.
Yeah I was either gonna get you what I got you or a tgi fridays gift card

Fuck, I love TGI fridays.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

How bout, if I find you a cube watermelon, we can trade. I want that fucking gift card.

Deal!

FUCK YES

expect one sitting on your door step tomorrow, being held by a scenexcore midget on acid holding an angry eel.

Off topic: For God sakes, if SuchFriendsAreDangerous wants to talk about Jesus, just let him. Jesus himself had some pretty good ideas; it's the church that fucks everything up.

On topic: I gave my sister a 19" LCD monitor (actually I went in on it with my parents and my one aunt), my mom the first season of Quantum Leap on DVD, and my dad the 3rd season of Charmed on DVD. I received Dear Science by TV On The Radio, a new lunch bag, a Remington electric razor, The Dark Knight on DVD, and some money.

Not a whole lot, but not's really the point, now, is it?

I remember this. which one did you end up getting?? do you like it?