Duly noted.

duly noted? why, you wanna whip my ass or something?

I wanna put a butt plug with a ponytail on you satan.

No, I just think I am proving that I absolutely suck at talking dirty.


* emphasis that "suck" here means ineptitude and not any form of cunnilingus or fellatio.

you should get better, girls eat that shit up. seriously. dirty talk is just the best thing ever. and it's really easy. it just takes a little practice.

hahahaha. i'm down. i'll even put horse ears on.

Awesome, then I'll call you my pony and ride you as I spank your ass.

I giggle too much to talk dirty.

Just kidding, I can talk dirty with the best of them. But the temptation to play the prude in a thread like this is too great.

static: that sounds like so much fun
no seriously

man if i ever got drunk with you. shenanigans.



ip freely: you had me fooled there for a second.


i couldnt play the prude if i tried.

I would now like to engage in tactical contact with your corporeal person, if I may.

OH WAIT, let me wash my hands first.

If you ever down in L.A. or if I ever finally decide to move to NY. Let's get drunk. But I must warn you I can't drink for shit.

that's alright, i'll drink enough for the both of us and then we can run around naked and fuck the city up

hahahahahaha

Sounds like a plan. Well I am calling it a night. Going for a drive so i can smoke a ciggie. Then going to bed. Have a good one people.

goodnight sweet boy!

i forgot i started this thread. satan is hardfingcore.

mulitple orgasms for the win tho. fo sho!

yeeeeeaaaah. best part of being a chick.

my buttcheeks (heehee buttcheeks) used to be pasty white but now they're purple and bloody.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzaifhSw2c

Man that YouTube link ain't of your buttcheeks.

I love CUUUUUUUM.
And precum.
And cuuuuuuuuuum.


Cumtinue.

I also love spanking.


And biting/sucking/nibbling/biting/biting/licking/biting.


I think this is one of the few times I've felt a little shy/embarrassed talking about sex.

^^luv that pic!




sometimes I'll get nasty with my belt

HOT

it's fun to get whipped with your own belt especially since the only belt i wear looks like this

They have tons of those at Hot Topic.

yeah they do. i didn't get mine there. i don't know where a hot topic is. i refuse to set foot in that store.


anyway. it makes a good whip.

You didn't take that bait. I'm actually impressed. You've internet matured.

:/

YET I REMAIN FROZEN IN TIME.

what bait?

My implying that you have a Hot Topic sense of style.

EDIT: 'My implication,' if you want the english to be gooder.

oh. i don't give a fuck what you think.


apparently there's one in queens. appropriate.

Please stop pretending that my opinions are of little weight to you. Such an attitude can only undermine our blossoming love.

I'm pretty sure there are a few Hot Topics in the city.

evidently there aren't any....good.

HAHA HOT TOPIC. FUCKING FAIL.
I do however love their supply of TWATLIGHT t-shirts

I guess I'm just thinking of Ricky's. Same thing.

hahahahahaa

Speaking of deplorable sex acts involving public bathrooms, has anyone heard of 'farming'?

please enlighten us.

Well, apparently certain sick fucks (that are not me) go around to public restrooms across their general area of residence. They intentionally clog toilets with paper and other things in such a manner that they are not obviously clogged to the naked eye, that way when they are next used they will not flush. They make a map of the toilets across the city that they have clogged. And, after an interval of time, they use their map and return to all of these toilets and 'harvest' the crop that has been left. That crop being doodies.

And that, my dear internet, is 'farming.'

Uh... interesting. I think.

I did lol though.

luv that pic u posted anngela. rough sexx is where its at. i def prefer to be totally taken advantage of.

i like to get taken advantage of and tied up and whipped and slapped and beaten and abused blah blah but i could never ever be completely submissive

like the other day mr. was whipping me with my belt and this went on for quite a long time
and he was stupid enough not to restrain me at all so i just got up and shoved him down and had my way