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You tell me. you were the one who said that people feel compelled to irritate you. |
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I meant jonboy. |
someone help me please my gstring slipped and i'm falling into a sarlac pit.
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My god I wish I had some of what you're on. |
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aw someone needs a hug  you think too highly of yourself. the only person who gets annoyed by is probably you, hence the reason you are online so much and not doing things in real life. |
I should add demonrail666 to the list too. I know.
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according to the lore of the sarlac pit, you have plenty of time to find a solution. |
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i just wanna say that it is very important to look after your dental health. you might think "but i could buy so much beer with this money" BUT, beer won´t cheer you up when your teeth are rotten, black and filled with holes. well, it will but... seriously, lots of serious problems can be caused by not going to the dentist even heart shit. either that or save money for some really good false teeth and a series of minor surgeries at some point. OK? glad we´re clear. |
WORST TIMING EVER! re: gmku
imagine klorl klintor orchestrating a cyber cock shake into dual urinals that wouldn't spray onto each others' trousers after tenFSking yrs of unwanted trouser exchange. And now I've got a fucking so called EX airforce employee acting all chairforce like i'm on drugs. News numpling: Real Airforce don't wear glasses. |
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hahaha. my life is such a shambles that the thought of wanting to antagonise or willfully irritate anyone is inconceivable. the only person i knowingly antagonise is myself. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y boba fett is dead to me. |
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Ummm - chairforce captain
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a friend i stayed at in toronto had a bag full of teeth, going back to that subject which she got from dentists offices for an art project. literally hundreds of teeth which was gross to look at and fascinating at the same time.
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genteel death is to jon boy as jon boy is to kegmama.
didn't new order write a song about this? |
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yawn. |
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no way, in similar circumstances, would chewbacca have befell the same fate. Boba fet was too slow. |
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Are you asking me to be your friend? No, thanks. |
fight! fight! fight!
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and if chewbacca's little puppies showed their airfarce faces in the prequels, i'd drown them too and then sell the skinned coats, which i'd GLADLY do by myself with only nails and teeth, to Quentin TerribleTino and his Charles in Charge Mother Fuckers that Shit the aborted results of Ludlum's bender inspirations and fuck you |
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shut up man |
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i'm sure many would talk down to chewbcca on a mesageboard. however, as ben kenobi rightfully said, "let the wookie win"
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ok then at least answer the following:
if someone dropped you into belize with nothing but a fannypack, which of the following would you deem somewhat probable as a course of action in light of no other options: 1: forking a tidepool 2: empathizing with the upturned crustaseans 3: peel the wings from a gull and flap your arms 4: walk back into the tide |
3: peel the wings from a gull and flap your arms
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jesus christ if i was having a conversation about chewbacca and it WASN'T on the internet, I'd walk across an ocean. And I don't mean like Jesus. |
k, you've noticed that when you start talking I just kind of drop out, right?
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chewbacca is great in that sense; he seems to exists only within the logic of internet interaction. if, while at work, i said "how would chewbacca react?" i'd rightfully expect to be fired. on the net, however, chewbacca has some gravity. as such, god bless the internet, if only for for making chewbacca a credible source of reference.
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Why isn't the ''post a picture of yourself'' thread called ''post a picture of yourself everyday, and make jonboy think about stuff''? Where are the parody thread starters when you need them? I'd make sure that I'd stay on the internet even more than I am already just to post one a day.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCPo8rT7MM |
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The modern obsession of winning.
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when was the last time you spoke to someone in real life? |
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Fail picture time!  That's my favourite. |
^hahahahahaha
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Whilst I bask in the scent of Epic Fail, can someone answer me this: Is this Genteel Death geezer/bird someone who's posted here under a different username? Their style seems somewhat familiar...
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My friend just went to the kitchen two minutes ago and I asked him to pour me a drink. Do you want me to post a picture of us drinking it? |
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