why would they have guacamole in a japanese restaurant?

That's what people were saying haha, and that was a question I was wondering before learning what wasabi was. It was a green paste, so I just made a quick assumption

i love japanese food, but wasabi is hell

my girlfriend tricked me into taking wasabi. oh my!

haha not long ago I was flipping a bacon & cheese omlette and floored half of it, my dog flipping wolfed it down in milliseconds, took the daft lil' shit rat a second to realise that it was way too hot to digest.

I use to turn down my dad's spag bol for a while, but now after a good few years he's finally mastered it.

Has anyone tried Bosintang? It's dog soup.

Is that what your parents give you for lunch? You're better off drinking your dad's urine.

I believe you can add dog piss to the soup to spice it up a little.

Ask your dad.

Anyway, the food I tasted yesterday looked like orange wraps filled with turds, and it tasted as such. I ate it, smiled politely, and felt like vomiting it back on the plate.

a while ago i went over to my boyfriend's place for dinner. he lives with his parents and his mother cooked a meal, but they're not exactly familiar with vegetarian food. so the meal was good, brussels sprouts, potatoes, mushrooms in some cream sauce. too bad i have some mushroom phobia (the texture makes me want to puke) and his mother poured meat sauce all over the potatoes. it was very awkward to get my plate for a second, thank god it wasn't the first time i stayed for dinner, i just politely told her i was sorry but couldn't eat the potatoes and ate my sprouts (which i loved). she apologized and offered to make me an omelette, and everything turned out well.

seriously, if you don't want to eat something they serve you, try taking one bite or just say politely: "i'm very sorry but i really can't eat this food, it's ok, i do appreciate your effort"

Yeah, but we're talking about genteel death here. He has about as much charm as a barracuda.

being polite is always a god start, and even if you're not the most charming person on earth, it will still look better than getting caught giving your portion to the dog.

plus, i was under the impression that the thread title was "have you ever thrown away food that was offered to you in a kind and generous manner?" and not "what should genteel death do when someone tries to feed him something he doesn't like?"

and, in my humble opinion, genteel death has a lot more charm than you.

Enough charm to warrant knox putting him on ignore? Clearly your definition of charm, which in genteel death's case borders on misogynistic thuggery, differs wildly from people who know the true meaning of charm.

at least it's better than mindlessly posting comments nobody's waiting for. genteel death might not be the most charming character here but you even manage to annoy me by posting comments that seem to have very little thought about it.

That's the norm for message boards. :rolleyes:

KIS, for real, do you not get tired of talking bollocks ALL THE TIME?I mean, I can't find a single thread or post of yours which isn't some antagonist shit about this or that, and literally nothing of interest whatsover. I can understand it if you were entertaining or witty, but this broken record you seem unwilling to stop is tedious, which is more offensive. And I am not charming at all, certainly not with people I have no real interest in. Live with it.

I don't even know what to say



Neither of you are charming or interesting at all. And for the record, you're both on my ignore list.

ploesj- It very much depends on the people cooking and the situation, so I don't think politely refusing always works. Someone can be friendly and at the time insist on you trying out a speciality of their own country. Also, cultural differencies and language can play an involontary part in causing a misunderstanding.

Infinitemusic/knox- please do keep me on your ignore lists. You both suck, so I don't give a shit. Ogay?

The funniest thing about your reply is, you're plainly guilty of the very things you're lamely criticising me for. Thanks for the hypocrisy.

I find Porky witty. And attractive.

KIS- Ok, you're right. I agree with you. You can fuck off now.

Same. I'd get enthusiastic breasts just to make you happy. And make you cakes stuffed with clean vaginas for you to take to work.

I would make sure you knew how much I appreciated those enthusiastic breasts each and every day. I'd call you from work just to compliment you on your cakes. And when I'd get home it'd be a Max Hardcore style lovefest so true and so brutal that one could legitimately call social services for the neighbors' kids.

Awesome.
On our quiet Sundays in we would lay on our bed, or our ''little love cave'', like you'd affectionately call it, slowly stroking each other's hair and giggling at our ever creative sexual gymnastics. All this while foreign subtitled pornography was playing on our bedroom's DVD player.

Me neither love, me neither

Hahahaha I took just a small dab of wasabi and threw myself around the room. I couldn't imagine taking a large quantity of it.

think i had wasabi nuts once and swore to never eat them again. sucks to be hyper sensitive to strong flavours.

It would be really, really hard to taste disgusting food, let alone eat it.
I had a dream once that I had to eat my friend's booger or I would be shot.

well, what did you do?

Thank God, I woke up.

I never told my friend about the dream. How gay would that be.

One correction: The 'little love cave' would be the bottom's well-used anus, while the top's intruding dong would be the 'Papa Bear.' If the anus is thoroughly cream-pied it changes from 'little love cave' to 'honeypot.' Also: if the 'little love cave' and its environs haven't been trimmed lately it is referred to as the 'briar patch,' the dong as 'Brer Bear,' and the cream-pied anus 'tar baby thrown into the briar patch.'

Otherwise what you've written is less so an accurate representation and more so true fucking prophecy.

one time i ate a blob of wasabi in one go while everyone else at the table stared in what i'm going to pretend was complete and utter awe.

That sounds dreadful. Did you do it purposely or just didn't know it's effects? I was in mid-sentence with my employer and coworker and my eyes just went to tears and the worst head pain I've ever felt.