Now, I've started being nice to her for real, because, she started it. But I suspect you are being either sarcastic or ironic or both. If I could just get a handle on this "catty" thing, I'm sure I could be a chick at heart without even cutting anything off.

Troll the second-hand stores for retro gear and groovy art objects, make 'em pretty and sell on ebay.

i hope it makes me rich. right now i'm just hood rich.

I think Satan genuinely thinks Phoenix is physically attractive.

Unless I'm missing something...?

mesdames, messieurs, i am enjoying this convo but i am a married man an i must do my husbandly duty. :p

goodnites to all

um sort of

really im just high and i cant contribute to the conversation other than making flippant comments

While I realize that's nothing, I really should let my wife go, because I haven't been that much in the black, like, evar.

phoenix is hot btw

I think I'm actually having a roach flashback, but I'm jealous still nonetheless. Also guilty that I will soon have drained the whole bottle of wine, and this is only fucking Tuesday...

The most I've ever had in my bank account was around 9k. Right now I have about 3.5k

what's days of the week to badasses like us

If is was in italics, I might be believing you. About you believing you that is. I think phoenix is cute from the one photo I saw. Hot takes some convincing, though.

This page of the thread is really weird.

I actually work Monday thru Friday. My wife sleeps at her boyfriend's on Tuesdays though and I prefer not to leave signs via empty bottles that I might actually care. Especially since I don't particularly and instead get really into talking with a bunch of twenty somethings online and getting progressively more wasted just because there's proof that somebody else likes Sonic Youth out there. Oh the heights of geekdom.

When my x-old lady left to go to Florida, I took sleeping pills nonstop just to get away from her, in reality. Then, I started dreaming about her. And when I go online, she's on. And then she tells me to call her. There's no escaping shit.

What does that convert to in US dollars though?

I just put my wife's financial aid check in the bank and brought -$112 up to $1200 and something for a three person household. I get paid on the 25th. See all the joy and wealth her being a stripper brought us phoenix?

You're right, this page is weird. Norm and Cliff are going to walk in at any moment.

Let's make it weirder.

I want to strip.

How weird is that? I have stripped on public access tv, and the stupid fucking camera people cut away when I dropped my slip. The only condolence I have was that I was naked later in the show and the shot of me next to my ex-wife got shown in a reel before congress on the horrors of public access tv.

Every guy in a noise band wants to strip. Crank Sturgeon does, which is why he's cooler than us.

at the moment about 3 165 USD.

Haha.

I mean I want to strip and get paid for it. I've played live in just a thong. Fun times.

you could probably strip on niteflirt/some other cam place, but your audience would mostly be guys, I thnik.

thats what sucks

I'll admit that does have an allure more than it would offline. Not worth investing in the technology to make it happen for me though. Adam, you should be all over that!

double entendre of the night, ladies and gentlemen!

I have a webcam, what more do I need to get this show on the road?

My youthful eyes should not look at threads such as these. I'm too innocent dammit!

But yes, we all needs jobs. Myself included but... it'll be easier for me to get a job cause I'm looking for part-time work AND I'm only 16 which means greedy companies can pay me shit.

Honestly though, if I got a job I can't even think about what I'd spend the money I earn on... I only want to buy movies and some albums. Maybe I'll save up the money just incase something happens to my family.

phone sex or sell yr underwear on craigslist.

I don't think you should do it. I know how it sucks to not be able to find work. It took like a year for me to find a job.

You are better than that! and you would probably regret it more so than you would be happy about having money.

I won't even eat at hooters cause I percieve the waitresses as selling thier body. ( I know everyone around me thinks I'm a nut this just happens to be one of my hang ups)Just cause no one's touchin it does not mean that it's not being bought and sold. Those tips they're payin are based on how much they like yr boobs.

Your fate will find you as long as you keep yr eyes open for it.

O.k., so I just looked at the picture on her profile again. Yeah, she's hot. I still suspect Satan of facetiousness though. I think I'm going to bed early tonight.

I would love to be a stripper and a porn star. There's nothing like that kind of power. Sexual power is the only kind of power that exists on the planet, no matter how it's covered up and repackaged. But I'm a guy, so maybe it's different.

I think any guy that wants to be a porn star is probably gay.

The only real admiration you'd get would be from other guys. Most girls I know myself included find most male porn stars completely trite and a turn off.

Yeah, I think most porn in general is pretty trite and a turn off. I mean, tons of female porn stars totally turn me off. Fake boobs, fake hair, fake orgasms, it's not hot at all.

The only porn I watch is amateur porn. Which is, like, the really hot stuff (if you can find it).

Yeah, that's totally true. But it's kind of hard to find. The best part is it rarely has that really shitty angle with all the balls and nothing good

hahaha

The worst part about being a porn star would be fucking all of the ugly porn stars. I'm sure the fluff girls must be more attractive.

This fucking board! I should be going to bed early tonight.

Yeah, I know, right? I have been trying for the past two nights to edit a scene and I keep posting on here. Board's really jumping! (even though it's like the same 5 people posting)

what would the best part be then?