Originally Posted by knox

do you even get cheese sandwiches most of the time?

Originally Posted by Derek

Does anyone else think Keeping It Simple and 'summer' are the same people? They both have this obsession with calling out everyone on this board as fakes and pseuds.

Though I will say this, I don't think Keeping It Simple has slept with a girl for a VERY long time.

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Let's be fair here, though, not many of us can claim to have been pissed on the face by our father in a fit of rage.

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Derek resorts to "have you ever had sex?" riposte, completely overlooking the irony of it.

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

There you go with the irony, again.

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

isn't it ironic
dontcha think

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...cgall.jpg7.jpg

it's like fielding questiooooons
and calling people psuuuuuueeeeeeeds

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Have you got a pathological problem over people being called a "pseud" by others? And how far does your pathology extend? Does it extend to people being called an "arsehole" or "cunt", for example?

Originally Posted by Derek

Everyone's already against you, you fool. And the only thing to blame is you being a complete cretin.

Oh and you act like a jerk to most people, hence the "we". Talk about grasping at straws!

Originally Posted by Derek

Sigh. Why do I bother trying? You're too stubborn to even consider that what most people are saying is true.

Originally Posted by Derek

You know, I could just write a post saying how much of a tool you are being... but I'm honestly too amused by your whole persona hahaha.

P.S. I'm not alone at all as evidenced by this thread and several others you've shat on.

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

My point is The Daily Mail clearly appeals to a helluva lot more people than The Guardian does. In fact all, bar one, of the other UK papers appeals to a lot more people than The Guardian does. One would think The Guardian was an underground paper.

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

We? Where did "we" come into it? Did you use "we" for effect in the hope of winning sympathy off others by lumping them in with you, hoping to turn them against me? I've seen this script enacted many times before. It's an act of desperation.

Originally Posted by ni'k

the mail seems to now be reduced to alternating between support our troops, bad labour minister and this food/drug causes/prevents cancer headlines. who is the person 'outraged' and 'shocked' by this latest 'scandal'? why it's mrs. aspirant middle england of course - and she's a fat stressed 40something hen with a short haircut and a mean psychotic lazy mind, always on the desperate hunt for someone to launch her poorly considered cries of hypocrisy at, in permanent seige mentality and at permanent war with all these ones trying to tell us what to do! trying to tell us to use metric or taking away our rightful enjoyment of our superior status as the great british empire! Yes you mrs. itv drama sponsored by go compare. You're crusty heart palpitates faster and faster as you wait for that sacred moment when someone pauses after calmly explaining something to you and you can burst out with your 'ah ha! i knew deep down you're as full of hate and greed and violence as me!' bit, but that's not what you say you say 'oh you're just trying to get me to believe what you say and do what you want and of course i should do what you say because if we didn't do what we were told and follow the rules the sky would fall in but i won't accept any authority that doesn't offer me a self destructive risk or the opportunity to take it out on someone else! but i can think for myself! Particularily when i've just read a copy of the mail, i find i have lot's of things to get angry about then!' or maybe your bit about 'ah, if we treat the other in this way they'll just take advantage of us so we must always treat them as evil and assume the worst! we're all savages that's why we need our manners!' always looking for excuse to lash out at what's alien and too far from your incestuous comfort zone. people can't be trusted, all those complex words and arguments they use, 'there's no way anyone can have altruistic intentions when i'm so guilty. sometimes the pr just isn't true and i don't know who to trust.' well mrs, of course you're gonna get cancer, it is in fact the daily mail itself giving you cancer by riling you up into a self righteous illogical racist rage when your feeble brain spots the 'common sense' talking point and the stress of being such a pyschotic idiot drives you to 'pamper' yourself with 20 benson a bottle of coke and a kingsize cadbury fruit and nut since you're on a diet. unfortunately, noone at work today said much to you, no matter how much you put on an over the top simulation of niceness in order to have an excuse to bitch about anyone who didn't buy into it. unfortunately the boss didn't ask you to do anything for him today, so you could demonstrate your fierce blind loyalty to his authority while plotting and gossiping behind his back. unfortunately your husband won't eat you out anymore, because let's face it, you're not as young as you used to be and being a haggard spiteful old bitch is all you have left since you can't look like a young celebrity and don't have the imagination to desire anything else. oh wait, what's that? a lump? if only there was some way to blame this one on the foreigners.

Originally Posted by infinitemusic

I'm already against you. This shouldn't be news.



This is the BEST post I've ever read anywhere ever.

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

You brought up the subject of the Guardian, you seem far more interested in it than anyone else here.

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

As opposed to the apparent interest bordering on the pathological some users here clearly have over The Daily Mail? And when they highlight it, you don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out they don't read The Telegraph or The Spectator, but more than likely read a lefty publication like The Guardian, readers of which make their poisonous bile known over what they think of The Daily Mail whenever it gets name-dropped on the net. I'm sure they appreciated your lame effort at deflecting that fact about them with your hypocrisy.

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

Seriously, I think anyone who reads a broadsheet, right wing or left wing, look down their nose at the daily mail, and rightly so.

Originally Posted by Glice

I realise you have absolutely no intention of entering into a serious dialogue, so this post is for decorative use only.

Originally Posted by chicka

one of the funniest lines of internet humor

Originally Posted by Derek

Haha I'm such an idiot. I get it now, Keeping It Simple isn't being serious with any of these replies!