pbradley's smugness is making it so humid in here, that i may have to take off my turtleneck

It's like "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" in here tonight.

can I be Jack Nicholson? do they let you bring axes into the theater?

edit: I actually uttered "fuck this phone". egads

ps: after more review of my iTunes playhabbits, I have decided that I want to be savage clone when I grow up.

Bellend.

I wanted to rep you for this. Positively. That'll learn you for whatever it was I neg-repped you for t'other day. Dyam bamber raas.

grow up? you mean sway down to the ground like a willow? i want to be a lawYER.

glice
stop smoking weed

kidding

i actually love you
bye

I don't wanna grow up cuz Imma Toys R Us kid.

You're Wendy.

??? he's back:(

i don't think she wore a turtleneck at any point during that film

7 years clean.

And by 7 years clean, I mean I've probably done enough drugs to kill several zoo's worth of elephants, just no weed.

Shut up, Wendy.

Don't be such a fashionista, Wendy.

time for a stephen baldwin party

can't help it i'm the only person here who has Vogue Italia magz in his room. [nefeli probably does have some... but she ain't here]

I don't know what that means but I'm up for it.

oh well.

i knew
ill get cake

tsol

I fucking hate tsol.

A valuable lesson learnt right there.

not really. I'm still confused. do you want me to like tsol? I won't.

True Sounds Of Lame

i would advise you all to select a different baldwin brother

I was waiting for someone to post a Tyrannousaurus Rex song to prove how mighty Marc Bolan was. Looks like I'm going to have to do it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF9wHJW24cg

I smoked a bone this summer after giving up everyday smoking in 1996.
I was playing golf it was interesting I went from Tiger Wood style shots to
Mr. Haversham shots all on the same hole. ;^)

Teachers tend to stick up for one another because our jobs receive so little respect. You? A teacher?

If knox can be a teacher, then anyone can be a teacher.

and for a while i considered being an archivist

lol 4 eva

you realize if you do that, everyone will see how far down your whiskers go?

is that a job? ya get paid to go round hitting cops with sticks!

i'm not afraid, this is a clothing-optional forum isn't it? people have seen this before

Taller
A baller
a guy with a girl that is good-looking enough to facilitate calling her
the proud owner of a Six-Four Impala

last month: model scout

as long as you have something to teach that people wanna learn.

and as long as you make an effort to make it interesting.

but i don't teach children, children drive me nuts