who's there?

They call it "soccer" in the US.

well knoxy? i'm waiting for your reply

that was a dare, you know

im just being nice, as you know, i can make you do whatever i want.

and verme
i laughed out loud.

sometimes i wish i could have chosen a different hobbie.

why don't you smile?

i have smiled a few times and there were witnesses.
the real question is, why should i?

Because when you smile the world smiles back atcha!

yeah. i want to avoid that.

well shit, knox. what about smiling with yr eyes only?

am i not doing that?
not welcoming enough?
aw.

Smiles are for people who listen to indie rock, Rob.

smiles r 4 hipsters and hits r 4 squares?

knoxy foxy, how can i be a better person?

do something for ME.
in my opinion, that's how people become better.

Re: soccer/futbol/football offsides

an advancing player cannot advance farther than the ball has advanced toward the goal they are attacking. if and when they do...offsides. ball goes back to other team at spot of the foul.

so, following that logic, the ball can't be passed forward or backwards from one player to another.

makes perfect sense.

No wonder everybody in the US prefers baseball.

you could take up shooting people who drive like jackasses while talking on their cellphones-- all you need is a good rifle, and-- think of the fun!

so youre suggesting charity