I've been breaking out in severe boners.

I'm off. dave, you be my eyes.

i'm falling asleep. this sucks

Ya know I'd even settle for a cleavage or bra shot. Or t-shirt pulled up--I love the underside of boobs. Doesn't have to be nipples.

no sir, I'm no longer married. I want to say that I've mentioned my separation in passing here (somewhere) because I would never sully ink's honor intentionally, but I guess I can be fairly vague at times, and I apologize for not being more forthcoming.

and by forthcoming, I mean, coming four times.

maybe today is a boob day.

everyone's anxious. go, ink, go!

BOOM

Boobies, please?

I'm pretty sure I counted five times, although one could have just been a dried plug loosening up and washing out with the pre-cum. It was certainly mealier than the subsequent testicular expectorations.

I sometimes ignore the board entirely for days at a time and I certainly don't review every thread, so you may very well have been clear about this. My condolences, and simultaneous congratulations on new ventures.

Being what it is, would you appreciate it if I no longer requested to see this woman's breasts (even though I know that she never posted them to begin with, nor does she have any intention to)? I don't have the ability to be respectful to a woman, but I can certainly be respectful to a man that has laid claim to a woman.

aw that muzt b veri sux 4 u now thatz u r nut mareeyd 2 foenix but amembar wizreds nad u wil chear upz.

oh, this wizard is just getting started.

and I have not been married phoenix.

that said, she can post her tits anytime she wants. I'm not a jealous man?

that said, I can't imagine any girl would want to post any part of themselves after a thread like this one.

her tits (and every part of her) are more special than you undeserving cunts should ever see!

well, maybe except for amerikkkangawd, because he's just keepin' it real.

/knucklebumpz

Some heartfelt knucks, bro, KNUCKS.

And thank you for vouching for me as a candidate to see breasts, I understand that your opinion carries a lot of weight.

this thread is so funny.

explain how i am not keeping it real.

exactly. what then would they have left? nothing. im not talking about all the girls here. just most of them. who only come to be the empty shells of male desire they are rewarded with oggling for by a bunch of fucking 12 year old girl vomit bukkake anal rape fetishists.

you know those girls who only post in the post a picture of yourself thread and rarely anywhere else and keep themselves in line, not talking when the men are discussing their music ego/dick complex, who pout and preen and look pretty but are totally vacuous otherwise?

they can never post the pussy/tits picture they are always hinting it and silently tempting the j/o'ing hordes with, because then they would have given too much away, and become empty attention whores who would have to up their game forever.

that's about 20% of what goes on on this board.

the other 70% is people being dicks about music and shit and trying to be the king dick with their sarcastic put downs.

the final 10% is stupidity.

thus the pie chart of life is complete.

again i am not talking about ALL the girls here because there are many who kick ass. in fact i wish the ones that don't would reply to this and rip me apart for it because they would be acting interesting for once.

everyone is here to entertain themselves. so however they do it...

This would be my contribution to the board.

if i am to be accurate about 3% of it would go to you under the heading "wang". or "wang chung" which has a better ring to it.

yeah. i am just saying i wish they would act like total bitches more and start running the fucking show.

that would be more interesting to me.

And take your baby by the ears and play upon her darkest fears. Dancehall Days, bro.

EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONITE

Or more relevant here:

take your baby by the tit and ask her what she thinks of it

(deleted line from the song)

I just logged in to agree with ink. How are ya'll doing?

Tits or GTFO

although I appreciate yr determination, I'm not sure that's how it works.

besides, NOBODY tells my baby to GTFO!

NO TITS FOR YOU, CLOWNBOY!!!!


...and just for that....I'm looking at them RIGHT NOW. :)

C:\Users\Jason\Pictures\****um\050.jpg

Don't make me mad, floaty. Or else I'll start describing the degrading pictures I made her send me.

if she wanted to send you degrading pictures, well then, that's her business!

but I do thank you for letting me know, and I promise you, I'll punish her like the BAD GIRL that she is.

oh, yes, there will be punishments, and she won't be able to escape (without the magic words).

the magic words are: my elf-ears fell off.

Sounds good to me, boss. Remember to take pics! ;)

I'm terribly sorry...however, my hands will be full and I already have an eidetic memory. :(