Will dandruff do?

Awww.

That guy looks like he's crying because he just threw up a little bit.

Erm......

I still feel the heat in my tool shed where I happen to reside:p hahaa

Good point. I hadn't really thought about that, but still, if its 38 degrees it is definetly 38 degrees and no amount of tv, fridge, computer, machinery removal can possibly help that more than a few degrees.

Let's all thank Savage Clone, folks, for ruining the moment.

Perhaps you should stand downwind of RdTv.

I work with an Australian and a Brazillian, and they have both finally been forcd to admit that it's 'nice and warm'.

Judging by the look of the girl on the right, I think I can guess where it went.

This is what I do.

You still got it. I think it was once written that overtly shallow and niggardly fire-crotches could never lose there cunning, wit and blast. Is that so?

don't forget to tell us how they'll live through the UK winter when it arrives.

It gives me no end of fun.

This thread is resurrecting my once fading love for this board, sorry to have a Dr. Phil moment here but, it seemed lately that there was a lot lost to this place, somethings were greatly missed. Maybe its the re-emergences of miss truncated, she knew she couldn't stay away from us, for we are her millieu (<--for you my little red bush). In any case, this is the best thread since the Get On Your Knees thread of oh so long ago.

You probably put her off and she wont come back because of you.You and the fact that every time she posts she gets stalked by Savage Clone.I've been wondering if:
A)They are the same person.
B)They are husband and wife,log in together and then make love surrounded by lit candles.Who knows?

there's no better pleasure then malicious pleasure.

Mwah

ha

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A strange conjecture but interesting nevertheless. Anyways folks, I'm off to work in my pit of humidity, I hope everyone can stay cool today and have nice tall pint in memory of this place, peace to you all, I'm out.

A working class hero is something to be. ;)

John Lennon

actually, I haven't found this summer that hot at all. I can only name a few days in which it wass over 30 here. there have been more rainy days than really hot ones I find.

Bought a warped copy of Ornette Coleman's Free Jazz LP last fall. I lost the receipt and time went by and I felt goofy about returning it. Plus, it was still playable--I just had to be careful about dropping the needle at the start of the record.

Well, so yesterday, a scorching July day in Iowa, I finally put an old method to the test: took two heavy panes of glass, put the record between them (with the inner sleeve on, to avoid scratching the LP), and set it out on my deck in the hot sun for about an hour. Voila! No more warped record. Plays great. This really works!

I have always been too much of a chicken to try that out.

Completely safe.

Keep the inner sleeve on to avoid scratching the vinyl.

How long you keep it outside depends on how hot it is, of course. And how warped the record is, as well as the thickness of the vinyl.

My Coleman copy is a new copy on 180-gram vinyl. It was quite warped, enough to give me tracking problems. So I gave it a good hour.

I'd guess older and thinner vinyl wouldn't need as much time in the sun.

Mostly I don't have to work in the heat.

But I hate work.

I hate the people I work with--not so much in my immediate office, but people across campus in other offices. It's unbelievable to me how snotty and mean people can be in e-mails, even supposed professionals here like professors and administrators. I hate them all. They say things to me, a lowlier admin/editor type, that I know they wouldn't say if they were sitting across the table from me.

So while I don't want to say Fuck everyone, I do want to say, Fuck snotty university professors!

I shouldnt say this but some of the emails i get at work are the work of people I KNOW have been drinking a little bit too much the night before.

Easier said than done.
It was my understanding that many universities have added substantial weight to their student handbooks consisiting of the complex regulations surrounding these types of activities.

I don't know about that. Wouldn't surprise me, though.

But I'm not a student. Supposedly I'm a peer of these assholes. But I'm not a faculty member, just one of the professional staffers, so I suppose that makes me somehow inferior, in their eyes.

I've decided my strategy is going to be to ignore the snotty e-mails. I just won't answer them.

well, i'm in the uk, and i love this hot weather. may it never end! (except at christmas)

The earth is burning up.

What T&B neglects to mention is that he is in fact an insane mutant reptile.

there are no annoying insects that bite you where i live so there are no down sides to summer.

the sun is shining
i don't have a job
there are pretty girls in summer dresses everywhere i look
the weather is warm
i won £14 on a special summer scratch card today
i go out for walks through the city with dub in my earphones
my friends are all throwing parties

what more could i want?

money?

Sex?

I have no job.
Sex is no problem.
I still wish it were September.

Sex for money?

money would be nice, but i'm doing ok with out much.
sex would be ideal, i imagine i'll get some sooner or later, especially as i'm likely to lower my standards the longer the hot weather stays.

Toilet has been there already gmku.

Didn't occur to you that London is a city with the horn at the moment?

Of course, we're talking sex WITH another person....

well of course... what other kind of sex is there? do you normally have sex alone? and if so, how?