that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

Actually, a while back I had quite the crush on Chris Habib. I knew where he lived, so I used to hang around outside his building, hoping to catch a glimpse, and perhaps get up the nerve to say hello.

This minor infatuation spun out of control shortly after, and needless to say, Chris did not appreciate the repetitive phone calls and unsolicited lingerie parcels. I eventually got help, and we worked it out amicably, but there is a reason why he was so upset about that recent prank call. I'm sure he feared an encore of my previous unacceptable behavior.

Chris, I truly apologize. And you KNOW I didn't do that to your cat on purpose. It will haunt me until my dying day.

Yep.

You are pure evil.
and that is wonderful.

You must spread your seed around before cumming on truncated again.

fuckin' gold right there!

I'm tired of being completely sober, I'll be right back... :)

that and american

actually, and yes, I see you are from australia, I usually assume most people are british...

Me too. I think there are more Brits here than anything else.

but with good reason, since it is usually the case...

Watch and learn people(how to harass and stalk people the proper way that is.)

No, we're just more vocal.

and better at it.

i think we should start awarding honourary britishness to the best foreign posters

*Resists impulse to make corny "knighting" joke*

Just don't give us honorary British teeth and we'll be fine!

We don't got cooties, we HAVE cooties. You don't got good grammar!

Oddly enough I was thinking about this last night, hmph.
I am woman, hear me roar.

gladly.

Why are Americans obssessed with teeth?

Our first president had wooden teeth.
It goes back all the way.

I want wooden teeth.

If you mean Washington, that's a myth. He had one remaining tooth at the time of his inauguration. During his lifetime he wore dentures made of human (some his own), cow, or hippopotamus teeth, ivory, or lead, but he never wore wooden teeth.

If you were on QI, the bells would be sounding about now.

Also, wasn't John Hanson the first president?

stephen fry would be telling you to fuck off as well, in a very english way so as not to make it look like he was telling you to fuck off. stephen does it best.

First off, the myth is fine with me. Cherry tree myth as well. I have to admit, Hippo teeth are way cooler.
Myth is awesome though. Religion wouldn't get far without it, that's for sure.

OK, if you wanna get technical, John Hanson can be regarded as the first president. Then there would be Elias Boudinot (1783), Thomas Mifflin (1784), Richard Henry Lee (1785), Nathan Gorman (1786), Arthur St. Clair (1787), and Cyrus Griffin (1788).
Then Washington.

Smartass.

Why, thank you. I knew that America Studies degree would come in handy one day.