Clocks, Computer overtones, traffic, scrabble game (downstairs), keyboard tapping, dripping, other miscellaneous hums.

Why do old people not fear death?

Because they already are dead :O

How would you like to die if peacefully dying in your bed was not an option?

I think some of them do. You know, the chickenshit ones.


How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

Like Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ?

Once, ocassionally twice.

Jesus Christ?

Cult leader blown out of proportion.

Carpet or hardwood?

Hardwood

Goth or pop idol?

pop idol!

Do you like applesauce?

Yes

Do you?

No

Where's your mom?

Talking on the phone in the kitchen.

Where's your dad?

At home, with my Mother. About half a mile away from us.

Rice or PAsta?

Rice

Do you consider smoking extremely dangerous?

No, just extremely smelly.

What's your favourite type of curry?

yes

what colour is your room?

Rogan Josh.

Are non-smokers secret Nazis?

No, I am upfront about my fascist tendencies.

Birth control or sterilization?

the walls are white, the carpet is blue

what's your favorite cartoon?

Birth control though sterilization could be considered
Fairly odd parents

What kind of soap do you use?

Dr Bronner's peppermint.

Would you ever declaw a pet to save inanimate objects from damage?

No. That's mean.

Do you like Frasier?

Yes.

Which do you enjoy most? Taking a piss with a full bladder or eating a giant meal when you're really hungry?

Ooooooooooooops.!.

FOOOD

who's your favorite guitar player?

thurston/lee

have you hit a friend in the face?

Yes In a drunken mood.

Are you a binge drinker?

No.

Do you play any sports?

Fuck no.

Do you like flavored water?

Sure.

How often do you roll around on the ground?

Once a day at the most.

Do you wear necklaces?

I don't think so.

Are you itchy anywhere at this moment?

Yes.

Of which band do you own the most t-shirts?

Sonic Youth.

If there were an election tomorrow and you were eligible, would you vote?

fuckin brilliant!!!

yes, i would.

would you smuggle drugs into a country if you were paid a hundred dollars

nahh

When do you think you'll cut your toenails again?

Not anytime soon, i just cut them.

You have a crush on...

...I'm not allowed to have one. I'm married to two people.

Are you reading a book right now?

yes

tony the tiger was famous for this saying...

They're grrrrreat.

Are Corn Flakes a homosexual breakfast cereal?