Wait a minute... Season 3 of Lost is showing now?

ooh, can i come and meet your mummy? i think it's time that i should.

absolutely not!

oh, come on! i could help with dinner!

what can you cook, apart from crack and heroin?

brownies... :(

in actuality i can cook a lot of things, mostly things that you can fry in a pan but i also make very good spaghetti and lasagna.

oh, is she going to mind if i bring a bottle of jack daniels over?

my mother has absolutely no tolerance for drinking or drunk people. if i let you come you'd have to stay outside in the garden.

okay, i won't bring it in the house.



what do you think of this outfit? i think it's quite suitable.

Waw.
Yes, wear that.

I hate to ask this, but... Suitable for what?

This is becoming a funny thread. :D

I'm going to meet T&B's mom!

How wonderful, with an outfit like that, you'd definitely make an impression... *wink* *wink* Roawrr...

my mum probably wouldn't mind too much if you wore that, she generally quite tollerant, apart from drink and drugs and don't say the word cunt in front of here either. or fart. oh, and make sure you've washed.

i doubt you could abide by all those rules though, could you?

i can manage not being completely loaded and saying the word cunt.

you'd have to be stone cold sober. also i'm going to tie your leg to a tree when you're in the garden so that you don't wander off or cause trouble.

I was packing things until midnight, but now everything seems to be ready for the moving in the morning. Though I'm not all that excited about this...

About what?


School begins tomorrow, therefore not shit.

Hopefully get some people off their asses to party.

i promise i'll be good! you don't have to keep me in the garden! i just washed my hair yesterday!
will she not even have a glass of wine with dinner?

she'll have a glass of wine with her dinner, but that's all.

i don't like wine really.

well i wouldn't have offered you any anyway seeing as you're too young to drink.

you're so responsible. i'm going to corrupt you.

i'm not responsible, i'm just mean. that's why i'm tying you to a tree and not letting you drink or come indoors.

little do you know that i am a master escape artist.

well it's too late now, dinner has finished, we ate without you.

well, i hope it was satisfying.

nothing

it was, my sister cooked chicken. maybe you can come next time, or maybe not.

:mad: i'm going to start calling you tommy.

ok.

i'm going to start calling you the uninvited guest.

i baked you a cake...:(

what kind of cake?

what kind of cake do you like?

"smoking pot, drinking beers, doing cocaine, dropping acid, hell yeah"
- the late Laura Carter of the Bar-B-Que Killers

she got 3/4 of it right.

I don't do acid anymore myself.

i was actually talking about the coke part. how boring.