One is a virgin while the other sadly isn't.
One costs more money but the dead one is more influential.

No, it'll be next month, for a couple of days only.

But I really, really, really, really, really, really
wanna have a chance with you baby, say
As long as ya knows is love ability
Loving someting gone ah back to school I never kid, WOW!

See dem gonna really wanna dub it with ya majesty
An' say I'm gonna dub it with ya majesty
An' I know I'm gonna dub out dem society
An' I's a really gonna dub out dem society
An' I sure am ah gonna dub it with ya majesty

Fun facts about Catherine Middleton:

1) Catherine is allergic to ginger hair.

This thread made me want to attend the royal wedding, and I will. It's probably going to be more fun waiting in the rain than reading how much our Nicky is outraged by it.

Sweetie, you're on this forum 24/7. It must be worth reading.
kisses :)

that's rich. porkypie's willfully forgetting his other two MAX_POSTS user names as well as their constant proclivity toward daily meltdowns. glass houses shouldn't throw black kettles.

if the current owner of the Porkmoreass user name password would like to pm me with it, we can start to have some real fun.

jussssst ttttake mmy ppppassword you gggguys. II cccant hanndleeee bbeeeing this ppppopular annnny more!!! ;(


this board is and always has been DREK, although I suspect that there's more of that old fashioned trademarked witicism on the way. please stand back and keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times!!$

 

"You're only falling for this crap because you're being screwed by the Tories again"

The difference is that all you ever contributed to this forum is inane jokes on how, at your age, you're a robot or some other silly crap. Which, you know, makes you come across as desperate to be liked. Surely I used to post a lot, and enjoyed coming here more regularly, but so did a number of posters who made the forum a more entertaining place to spend (or waste, depending on your take on it) time in here. Not many of them around anymore, plus the word seems to be that SYG reached rock bottom. I am flattered that you still go through my posts now, and a little puzzled that you ignore the content of some of them. Then again, Glice pointed out, rightly, that you seem the sort of person who finds it hard to be ignored. I avoided pointing that out a few times before because that's about the only thing I find genuinely amusing about yourself. You see, if you love me so much, dear flotz, you have to earn it.

Will you be my friend and stop this pain, sweetheart? XxX :)

"at my age". that's a tall and slippery pillar you've put yourself upon.

the bitter truth, butterball, is that you are the worst offending troll this board has ever seen. you are simply too high on your anal fumes to be able to see it clearly.

I would have added you to ignore long ago if you weren't such a dedicated plaything.

that said, your worship has been declined.

Ok. You're old enough to live with it. I don't give that much of a shit.

I'm shaking with RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm well pissed off myself.

You're hurting my feelings so much, I have thrown an almost full packet of Wotsits out of the window. If you don't care about me, at least have the decency to respect my choices in comfort food, you little shit.

Yall are cracking me up this am.I am still drunk from last night. I forgot that I drank a 5th of whiskey until I could not find the bottle this mornig. Still don't know what the fuck i did with it.

But I AM a 14 year old girl with a pop career!!

The only thing I saw when I finally dragged my obese body to look out of the window was a bunch of rats feasting on crisps you made me throw away in a bout of induced self-hate. That's 99p I'll never get back, and I dread making my way down the stairs because the sunshine will expose my ugliness to a world that's suffering enough already.

Do you think that if I replace the sorry state my body is in with a real 14 year old, my chances of making it as a pop star will become a tangible reality? Simon Cowell won't reply to my emails.

I'm positively LIVID that you won't pay attention to me unless it's to callously point out that I don't address all of your content. :(

would you like me to fetch your crisps? a man of your girth and short stature shouldn't be getting out of bed, and I truly want to HELP!!!!

I just want to help.

:(

help you.

help.

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's easy for you to say. I bet you've never experienced the sight of people avoiding me on the street when I make my way home from Tesco. No cry for help with carrying bags filled with food containing enough fat to make a sculpture of katy perry plus more is met with so much of a smile.

you're just a lost kitten. :(

I finally understand YOU!!!!!

they don't have to be separate things.

All you have to do is log on to syg and copy and paste everything by the end of the day.

Believe it or not, it was pure coincidence. Tesco Metro is the closest supermarket to my door, which is handy when I run out of popcorn and sweets. I prefer Sainsbury's further down the road because it's so huge I can get lost in it staring at the cheese counter in a place that resembles a departure lounge.

maybe your kids took it

You prefer Sainsbury's because you're a RACIST. Yeah, I said it.

You too Ned.

I think I hid it from Ryan somewhere. just can't remember where. He has banned me from whiskey and for good reason it seems:D

Sainsbury's employs more ethnic minorities. EVERYBODY knows that.

u would write great novels of any sort

Whisky is badass, and I admire you for it. I only resort to it in moments of desperation and I'll try and get hold of some coke and sprite, which is a waste I know.

With all my urban fag-hagging experience I've learnt champagne is the way to go. It's the most effective lightest kind of drunk. Do not believe in cosmopolitans, there's still vodka in there.

And vodka is evil.

I'm a republican, so I'd rather see the royals guillotined.

Weird, I thought you and your dad would be toasting to this with a glass of each other's urine in Hyde Park.

wow. i agree with g d.

kosmic.

Kate Middleton can do better.

how about you send me some of that jungle-liquor so that I can make an authentic mojito.

you have to prove your worth.
cachaça is for the brave and pure at heart.

shall I capture and ride a unicorn using nothing but my bare teeth to show my bravery?

will feasting on the blood of virgins purify my blackened heart????

let me prove myself.

you sent me a tooth already.
you can't do better than that.