'Guess what?'

when people say like "nobody's perfect" or other variations of that phrase when you've failed at something..

"It's good, but it could use some improvement, definately..."

People who say " Jeez, the worst people are the ones who are so goddamn happy and polite all the time. What the hell are you so cheery about? "

fucking assholes

It's a good phrase, really. I mean, what the hell are you so God damn happy about? Life blows.

"Let's agree to disagree."

'its like'

It's not rocket science.

For my sins.

Anyone who is annoyed or angered by politeness is an asshole

Adam Corolla on his old show used to do this thing where he translates common phrases, one of them was " That's just my opinion ". His translation was " If you don't agree with me, you're a douchebag "

My favorite one even though it's cruel and kind of screwed up was, " I am a very sensual woman " adam's translation: " I am a very FAT woman "

Fuck that one right there.

"don't cum in me"

no means no

i wonder did anyone appreciate the subtlety of that rape joke.

hahahaha I would rep you if you didn't explain it.

A sort of variant of the "cheer up, it may never happen" which is so much worse...."turn that frown upside down" Fuck off...someone actually said that to me the other day....ruined my evening. Someone I'd never met either. Cunt.

La-Dee-Da


*cringes*

how you doodlin.

Surely it's, How you diddlin'?

Or is that just me?

i have heard varitions of it and all are severley irritating.

"by a mile"

I say "How you diddling", but only to my 2 year old daughter, who replies, "I'm diddling fine". I wouldn't dream of saying it to an adult, mind.

yeah. it sound retarded

Maybe I would consider saying it to somebody retarded in that case.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Pookie again.

hahaha

Yes. Do it.

The first time I've laughed at a post on this board (other than my own, of course) since... ooh, when was Deisel last on?

" Ethanol is a dream "

A dog in a kennel barks at his fleas; a dog hunting does not notice them.

Listen to the song "Lodi Dodi" by slick rick. You'll start enjoying it

"if you ask me"

no, asshole, i didn't ask you. now shut the fuck up.

Over-rated... People shouldn't be so bitter about not getting something.

"We must protect the sanctity of marriage."

Half of marriages end up in divorce, so let the fags get married.

pardon my french

ya know what im sayin?

so fucking anoying

i hate it when people say 'morning' in a really chirpy manner. if you look at them in any way other than happy after they say that then its like you just put shit in their bed.

You're being a jon boy again.

says you at new years.

your being a pookie again.

I hate that phrase "He's having a bit of a Jon Boy". It conjures up images of such a miserable little bugger, like one of those old blokes on The Fast Show.