Hardly.

Genteel, can I be yr boyfriend if I'm a girl?

You can make sexxay Skypez with Genteel til I'm home. I wanted to conference you in on the last call, hoping you'd talk to us from the shower.

That's not funny. DON'T TEASE.

Shut up Murmer.

Unless you want to Skype us, that is. Then you must speak.

I'm free! But on the road.

I think Genteel is dead.

i just arrived home, only to find out I may have to RETURN to my prison. I shall update shortly.

DEAR GOD, I MUST RETURN.

Hopefully only for a very brief period.

Wow.

Disaster averted. Can Skype in about ten minutes. Call up Genteel and prime him.

I am Skypable now!

Genteel is now my boyfriend, and cake's voice is SO FUCKING SEXY.

Did you guys seriously fall asleep on me?

We should! SKYPE ME!

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I. Am. So. Sad.

I don't know how to skype.

|\\\| <---- my arm

I would call you, but I'd feel intrusive.

It's ok. I just got it in my head that you got kidnapped and didn't make it home, so I am glad you're ok. <3

Yes, or a very persistent prostitute!

That sounds positively disgusting.

I just ate Ritz crackers and diet Coke. I like to swish the Coke around in my mouth with the cracker so it gets all mushy. I am all class.

skype was better when you could call phones for free

Who really uses a landline anymore? And Skype works on my creepy smartphone, which is essentially the same thing. Cake has turned me into a Skype whore.

i'm a Skype whore

I'm a Skype pimp. PERFECT.

sometimes Skype seems to be way better than the real world

Who else on here is on Skype?

Ahhh, the baleful intentions of this pornographic thread: REVEALED.

CYBERSEX.

Nobody attempted to sex me up during Skype sessions. I feel somewhat insulted.

Why do you need the courage to Skype?

If I knew how to skype, I'd grunt a lot.

I echo Genteel's question: are you that afraid of vocalizing?

She's afraid that her dimorphic condition will be exposed.

Have a whiskey and gather your strengths then.

Yeah, I despise talking with people. I much prefer talking at them.

How do you do conferences on Skype?

Omg. That's horrifying.

i told you i'm a Skype whore.

I imagine you people, sitting there, in tiny boxes, jawflapping and looking all around at the others like the Brady Bunch -- on acid.

NO THANKS!