Oh, where is Smoove B to 'smoove' this thread? We need a 100% silk brother like that to explain all this.

oh man! i missed this!

well here is my humble contribution, in the form of "concrete poetry", if it means anything at all, ha ha




(maybe you have to squint, you know, to get the picture. the clit was the hardest part, not sure it works...)

hahahaha

vaginas are heaven, and all are heaven.

This thread's quite funny. :D

hey baby that's EROTIC ART-- notice the location of the "G"-- precise or what? (sure it's on the other side, but that's poetic license).

now if my perverted fingers can do that with a keyboard, can you imagine what i'm capable of doing with a clit?

just saying...

(by the way... i posted that picture in the old board & got zero attention... i'm glad the art connoisseurs are around this time, ha ha)

you should print that out and blow it up x100something

im talkin like..... 25 feet tall / 17 feet wide
then splatter some red paint on it

You forgot to add the perineum and anus !@#$%!.

i think it would work on magenta over a hot pink background, leave the blood aside. then capitalize the G or make it bigger. that was done on msword i think, i should photoshop it. nothing wrong with tasty menstrual pussy, by the way, but i think people tend to emphasize periods too much as if it was the only thing the holy grotto could do...


ha ha it's just meant to be an abstraction

but here's the a-hole:

o

I once felt a vagina it was my ex-girlfriend it was nothing special.

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:rolleyes:

Well, i dont know whats wrong with you.
maybe she was super loose? or like, super dry?
i dont know, but something is not right here

i call it, vagina en regalia

nice, but wouldn't a wiggly tongue look better on it?

while its bleeding???

i mean, i can do that... thats kinda gross, no?

Well what's going down on a girl if yo are not going to lick it while she bleeds.

Licking it when she doesn't?

no!!

(unless she doesn't shower?)

i was thinking tongue instead of the blood anyway, but if you must ask, bloody is tasty too (unless she doesn't shower?)

No that is just utterly pointless.

Oh like you haven't tried that. My girlfriend used to like it. It was tasty.

static-harmony: what i dont understand is, how can you say "its nothing special"? its so pretty and soft and i could go on forever. whats so special about the asshole? if you like the asshole that much, why dont you just find you a girl who does anal?

Nah, it lacks cock.

well, find you a girl who doesnt mind using a strap-on on you??? see, with a girl, its like, ENDLESS possibilities.

oy, kegmama, a little nose action goes a long way!

I know it is a sick thing to do, I was just trying to derail this thread with such an utter sick thing like that.

Nah I don't like breast anyways.

find a girl who is flat?

what the fuck?! whats wrong with breasts?!? they're so soft... and so beautiful!

yes! exactly, and thank you! but that's all i can see of it... :p

Sorry Crypto you trying to convince to be straight is like me trying to convert you into a flaming queen.

Flaming queen, no. He's clearly a bit gay though. Y'know, all that denial? It's just like... honey, pur-leaze.

I must spread my legs more to rep you glice.

hardly

There you go in denial.

You like women but not their faces? Sweety, pur-leaze.

Yeah Crypto, that's a she-man.

DRRRRR, i had to edit her face out

She must be underage.

no, shes actually a couple of months older than me.